ThePeak

this is not a burner

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

👨🏻‍🦳:Who told you you could fish here
🙎🏾‍♂️:I thought it was state property
👨🏻‍🦳:STAAAAAAATE….THIS….STATE??”
👨🏻‍🦳:Hit the road dude

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute 😭😭

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

@HendrichWhizzy

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

I hear you, Babygirl, but can I make a case for my Hippocratic brothers?

Here are 10+1 reasons to marry and MBBS XY.

1. Free healthcare for the family, forever. No more Googling symptoms at 2am.

2. He already knows sleep deprivation is temporary. He'll survive your newborn phase better than most men.

3. Nothing shocks him. Blood, vomit, chaos, he's unbothered.

4. He notices when you're not okay before you say a word, so, nonchalance and my bro can't coexist.

5. He's used to high-pressure decisions. Arguments won't rattle him easily. Bring on the drama.

6. He knows life is short. Less excuse-making, more actually living.

7. He'll catch health issues in you and the kids early ,before Google can scare you.

8. He respects hard work, because he's lived it. He'll never underestimate your hustle.

9. Discipline is baked into him. Showing up, even when tired, is second nature.

10. He can hold your hand through the scariest hospital moments, literally.

And extra stuff, he may not be "bank-breakingly" rich, but you won't be poor.....

Somebody give me a witness. 😂

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

“Who Clarked this patient?”

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

But we will try

[Moriö @moriostaT]

We won’t finish them

[G@vin @Gavin22j]

Our best football under Carrick was when the players still had Amorim’s conditioning and automatisms... and this is the truth

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

While the whole fanbase was talking about how the formation and system were the problem, I was talking about these players’ quality, mentality and work rate.

I was called an ‘Amorimsexual’ and all sorts of names. I was told I was tweeting like that for engagement and rage bait.

So how’s it going now? You’re free of the inverting CB. You’re free of the back 3. Why is the same shit happening again? Why does the same cycle keep repeating itself?

Or maybe it’s time to finally realise that the same story will repeat itself with every manager and under every system, UNLESS THE QUALITY OF THIS SQUAD CHANGES.

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

@thebiggspeaker 😂😂Ball knowledge 💯

[THA DON👑 @makadasss]

Girls be like "we ate his money" but they don't know we actually have a budget for hoes.

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

That video of SA baddies in the club dancing to biri marung… Generational

[Null @Vhoyde]

🤞🏿

[Nela 𝜗𝜚 @yonela___]

eish guys, you’ll cook me but have you seen WOMEN.

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

@elonmusk @bot We heard it the first time

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

Statistically speaking yes

[SCOTT @scottbolshevik]

@pallnandi So u mean hypothetically one of these four has HIV

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

You go explain taya😭😭

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

How I feel tweeting knowing my hoe dont got twitter

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

😭😭😭real

[Punkawalla @Tai_lung____]

@kota_fuego_na Okes the cheat code is colored mammies, yes they will call you a poes from time to time but trust me

[The. Mastermind🧠 @LINEKELA_ON_I]

Women should understand that we’re the price, not them.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When she start acting right but you have 4 girlfriends now

[ThePeak @CraigofThePeak]

That lobola money you are saving up… use it to buy an expensive watch