Craig's Life Hacks

loadz of wizdom str8 outa WS1

Trust

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Sometimes fings r hard, just give up, it's eazy 😇

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Ull neva get pied bya pie

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If u dont lyk de answr 2 A question, keep askin til u get da answr u want, innit

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Man torks sence xxx https://t.co/h5LON4fga9

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Sod #Marmitegate

All abowt Pot Noodles mayt https://t.co/S75uE1TkHI

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Oi @Tesco wot u doin? Stopp bein a bellend! Pot noodles r de best n u kno it. Fix up

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If u find it harrd decidin wot 2 hav 4 lunch, this iz a simpl hack 4 u

Just eat a balti @PukkaPies

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Rainin outside? Dont wanna gett wet? Jus dont go out! Its the sayfest posible way, trust 😉😎💧💦💦💦💦🏠🏡🏠

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Pot noodles 4 eva

U beta not mes wiv de pringles 2 🍆💋💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🙅

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Oi @Tesco wot u doin? Stopp bein a bellend! Pot noodles r de best n u kno it. Fix up

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I wil mayk u richh 💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷🌚🔫

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Ladys, wot can u do 2 #SNAGATORY today? Theyr minted, git in dere quik

DM 4 hacks

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If ur ded shit at footbal, dont pretennd ur not. Ull get fouwnd out, trust

#SLOENG

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Onli in desparate tymes, okay?

Plese dont mug urself offf

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Witch onez ya mom? https://t.co/JjFTDpFyOj

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My mum was very pleased to meet Sir @rodstewart

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If u want 2 win at footbal, mayk sure u scor moar goalz

Put it in de net, ya sily cheddaheds

#SLOENG

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I dont care wot u say, I ded fancy Teresa Mayy

#SNAGATORY

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Pulin a Tory iz eazy wen u no how

Aim 4 de soft underbely

#SNAGATORY

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PUMP

#SNAGATORY

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FIT

Trust me, u need 2 #SNAGATORY b4 u die

They pump untill ur dry

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Spaff spaff spaff spaff, spaff untill ur dry

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