Spider-man

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Fuck sake you go to visit someone and they ditch you at their folks house to meet their other half!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Some people are so full of shit it actually makes me laugh! 😂😂😂😂

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

I see through the darkness, my way back home, the journey seems endless, but I'll carry on

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Fucking back on it, Mr Daniels you're my best mate tonight!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Kiss and tell, baby we're bleeding well.....in hell!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Got this bad boy tattooed on me last night!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Fuck sake got my cock out again!!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Some people need to get the fuck out of my head!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@RussellCraib it means you've been a horrible cunt all year! 😂😂😂

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@RussellCraib well I've been a good boy all year so he was 😂 what about you?

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@RussellCraib merry Christmas bro!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Can't believe some folk honestly! Promises means fuck all!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

Check out this awesome new app! Guess The GIF on the App Store! https://t.co/6Eae1cHs96 via @randomlogicgame

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@SaveECRewards @Virgin_TrainsEC booked them through http://t.co/0M5G4yvSru

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@Virgin_TrainsEC this was the 14.33 from Edinburgh to aberdeen, pretty sure blocked aisles are a hazard!!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@Virgin_TrainsEC there was no option of seat reservation when I booked the tickets over 2 weeks ago and yes this was today

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@Virgin_TrainsEC can you explain to me why I paid £43 to stand for 2 and a half hours on one of your trains?!

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@realrossnoble it says Homo sexual giraffe

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

Some hashtags from tonight's show #hotdogging #poodling #elephantoneverycorner #notawhiffofFarageabouther

[Spider-man @Craigscott86]

@realrossnoble quality show in aberdeen tonight! I will keep an eye out for rouge hot air balloons and hidden elephants!