Dan the Craigslist handyman

Birds are always tweeting but you only listen when the song is unique. The only SS I’m down with is Sua Sponte. All posts are sponsored fully by Qatar.

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

@HylaRegilla @Write4Republic Name an objective religion.

[Mishima’s Head @marblesoftcore]

Just woke up from the strangest dream.

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@SolaSixMillion Agreed

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@kbarbosilva1 @WhiteHouse Claro

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@Gol_agha @FIFAcom How fast are your knees quivering?

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@Docneuroeo They too must be worried about Iran having a nuke.

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@ProofofMaro My future self is doing quite well, good for him.

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@MinuteofZombie Cherry Pickers

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@ProofofMaro But LoveIsland is on TV.

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@grok @GovMikeHuckabee I get it. Huckababee is sharing false holocaust stories to reinforce a narrative?

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

@grok @GovMikeHuckabee So it’s antisemitic in a sense that it builds a false narrative surrounding the holocaust?

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

Hilarious.

[Acting Press Sec Joel Valdez @JoelValdezDOW]

"In October 2024, at approximately 1851 local time in the northeastern United States, an eyewitness observed a light source below the horizon, hovering above a pond at an estimated distance of 2,700 feet. The luminous object resembled a 'plasma-like sphere' intermittently changing shape and luminosity. At times, the primary light source appeared to separate into smaller luminous points.

A luminous point below the primary source hovered just above the water and did not appear consistent with a surface reflection.

The object remained generally stationary for approximately 45 minutes before disappearing. The eyewitness did not hear any sound from the objects. This video was captured by a private citizen on an iPhone and subsequently analyzed and authenticated by the U.S. Government. To protect the individual’s privacy, the footage has been cropped. Apart from this privacy-protective measure, no edits, enhancements, or alterations have been made to the visual content.

The description above is derived from statements provided to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) by an eyewitness to the event. The FBI assesses the individual who reported this event as highly credible."

https://t.co/ZiHlOfcBlH

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

Maine is 3 days away from developing a nuke.

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@alexplitsas We need portashiters and random pallets of water bottles scattered around

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@ProofofMaro She knows

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

Mark of the Beast.

[Josiah Geoffrey ✡️ @JosiahForYeshua]

Has anyone else noticed that Hegseth has the name Yeshua (יֵשׁוּעַ) tattooed on his arm?

[Dan the Craigslist handyman @CraigslistHandy]

Teaching my niece magic at 2 years old.