Nigel Crampton

Currently running on caffeine, Whisky and lack of sleep.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@BadManBetting The market is suspended

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@northernassist Having more carriages might be an idea. People can't even get on now. I appreciate your apology, but this doesn't help me or the many others, including the elderly and small children.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@northernassist on the 10:34 Bradford to Manchester. It's a Saturday, mothers Day weekend with Football on and it's 2 carriages. No seats at all. Absolutely pathetic service. This isn't good enough

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

And the toilet is out of service

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@northernassist on the 10:34 Bradford to Manchester. It's a Saturday, mothers Day weekend with Football on and it's 2 carriages. No seats at all. Absolutely pathetic service. This isn't good enough

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@elonmusk Careful, if we adopt your countries policies, you might not be allowed in with comments like that. Wouldn't that be terrible.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@IndianaGPA Or just ban guns ?

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@BadManBetting And now Scott has been subbed, Tyler must be fuming 🤣

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@Sassafrass_84 Surly, there must be a simpler way to prevent kids from being shot.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@elonmusk Stay in your own lane bellend

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@ChrisHewitt When visiting the cinema last weekend, there were 6 trailers, and 5 were either sequels or remakes. Are Studios out of ideas, scared to take a risk with a new idea, lazy or all of the above?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dropkick Murphys play a montage of Donald Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein during their song “First Class Loser”

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Last night’s South Park episode roasting Trump and Paramount was so good I have to post the entire thing. Enjoy!

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@DiedSuddenly_ Morons

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@officialbantams Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya, Yaya Yaya, Yaya ........

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@haveigotnews Smug

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@OneBadDude_ Imagine buying a gun for a child that is at high risk of being shot at school and thinking it wholesome and heartwarming. This is rediculas.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@BoLoudon Imagine plunging the businesses your dad gave you into debt, raping your first wife, causing an inserection, being a global laughing stock, and meeting foreign leaders on a vanity tour to distract from having the lowest ever approval rating of a president.

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@BadManBetting Full time not even blown at this point

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@elonmusk Stay in your own lane bellend

[Nigel Crampton @CramptonNigel]

@elonmusk You are such a deluded, selfish, xenophobic gimp.