Carson Kranz

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

#masturbation

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@huizenga7 Some of that Truck stop food could make a guy immune to ebola

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

It’s the middle of the week, i don’t partake in horizontal activity on week days

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Name a more iconic duo i'll wait...

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@grasshole2 He working out like hes doing life in timeout

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@huizenga7 Probably the best tweet I've seen all day 😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Have you or a loved one ever suffered from a Derrick Henry stiff arm?

If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@grasshole2 If you haven't almost shit yourself you aren't lifting enough 😂

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@Goddilla09

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

Any ladies need your furniture moved?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When Christmas is right around the corner and you need to get in shape https://t.co/wY8XBHUFzX

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

27 years and I still haven't figured out how to drink out of a cup without spilling on myself

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@Goddilla09 Idk

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Daylight savings time, man...

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

@devinejeffrey22 Was this the night you called me

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

I gave up alcohol for 30 days and it was fuckin whack! That being said, if you see me I'll probably be drunk

[Carson Kranz @Cran_19]

Take out contacts first ,then brush teeth. If you do it the other way ,you get toothpaste on your finger then in your eye. Toothpaste definitely doesn't belong in eyes..

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Now I’ve seen everything

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*in the backseat, opening a bag of candy*

Dads:

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"Give me 18 inches of daylight. That's all I need."

Legendary Bears RB Gale Sayers has died at the age of 77.

(via @nflthrowback)