“Property values are tanking!”
“Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight”
“You don’t own a home?!”
“Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.”
“You must not work as hard as I did!”
“Kiss my buns.”
Hinge is funny cause people will be like “I like to be inside, but sometimes I like to be outside” and you have to learn how to make an interesting conversation from that.
Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia
Just ate ice cream from a land grant university and I Get It Now. This is literally the entire point of America. No clue why we do all that other stuff.
you say you’re “from the hood” yet we found your family’s tomb complex containing complex engraved goods, emblazoned pottery, bronze figurines depicting local deities, and luxury trade goods indicating a more far-reaching trade network than archaeologists had anticipated 💀
on September 18th 2001, Hunter S. Thompson wrote that "the last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party compared to what's coming. The party's over folks"
however he failed to consider that the party game Super Monkey Ball had released just 4 days prior
Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle was the original example of trying to explain something to an American by telling them to imagine a burger. In his own words, it didn’t work because they were too focused on the burgers