Notch 🎅

Ex Musician. Chef. Stretford Paddock FC founder member. Keep your mind open to anything.

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

EXACTLY THIS.

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

"Ibrahima Konaté leaves Liverpool as free agent"

"Robert Lewandowski leaves Barcelona as free agent"

"Dusan Vlahovic leaves Juventus as free agent"

"Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB."

Noticing.

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

The National teams with the most FIFA World Cup Final victories.
1930-2022
#FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup

[Aditya Reds @aditya_reds]

@TheFergusonWay The price is only mentioned when it's Man United

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today.

“How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much”
Where is baby Kane today?

“We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?”
Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club”

Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m..

See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

'Debating'.

Different from doing.

To be continued.

[Bloomberg @business]

Some members of the billionaire Glazer family have been debating whether to sell their stake in Manchester United FC, after more than 20 years of ownership that has often been blighted by fan protest https://t.co/yn8zjFzVG5

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

They've actually found a way to make last season's VAR shambles about Manchester United. Exactly how do City automatically get more points if Dalot had been sent off?

How about working out how many extra points United would have had? Nah, you lot would NEVER do that...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: If referee calls had been correct, the Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to our analysis of key match decisions. https://t.co/FSWGZMMBRL

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@UchihaSendo @lfc2811 @ttroy476 @NoContext_FanTv @troopzafc So it's oh so wrong to be racist but okay for you to be homophobic, fucking hypocrite

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

I'm surprised by this. I've been getting the impression by the media throughout the season that Wirtz is the best because, you know "he'll come good"...

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

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[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@StretfordPaddck "Arsenal lose! Piers Morgan, Dara O'Brien, Idris Elba, Romesh Ranganathan, Jamie Foxx, Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Lucas, Hugh Laurie, Jeremy Corbyn, Rihanna! Can you hear me? Rihanna! Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

I’d rather Arsenal had won, but this commentary and punditry is a bit insufferable.

I can understand a U.K. broadcaster focusing on the English team, but it isn’t supposed to be Arsenal TV.

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

Still bigger football clubs.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Ally 'We don't like to see those given' McCoist saying he thinks that it should be a penalty even though Madueke drags him down by his arm after saying that Saka's handball wasn't one

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@averma12 There's been a record number of Piss Morgans recently.

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

Everyone on Saka: "No we don't want to see pens given for that"

Everyone on Sesko and Mbeumo: "Ridiculous to give those goals! how are they not handballs??!!"

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

*Declan Rice passes the ball five yards*

Ally McCoist: “That is exceptional.”

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@_callumstone Pundits on Saka: "No we don't want to see pens given for that"

Pundits on Sesko and Mbeumo: "Ridiculous to give those goals! how are they not handballs??!!"

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@StretfordPaddck @JoeSmith93 @MrStephenHowson The Stephen King Football Fiction Award, which goes to the entire cast of 'Dear England' for their batshit pompous portrayals of Gareth Southgate and the England camp

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Literally created an award that never existed before to make sure he got one 😆😆

Bruno has caused the mother of all meltdowns

[Notch 🎅 @CraniumO]

@footballontnt There's no ABU media agenda, right?