Eli Crank

I'm still alive

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@Buster_Trent in hindsight, this makes a lil less sense now

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Man I keep forgetting twitter even exists

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Who decided to start putting dart boards in bars? The last thing a drunk needs is a point that can be thrown accurately

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Martha Stewart's so fuckin hood

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Who comin to my graduation party?

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Shout out to all my people up way too damn late!

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Waters frozen so I cant shave, and some asshole stole my beard trimmers. Needless to say, my fucking face itches

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Im a happy motherfucker, so its fucked up when my situation makes me otherwise

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Maybe if we start the rumor that we're going home early we will

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@GorillaGrowTent Your tents look awesome, any chance you could hook me up with a free one?