Colton Cranmore

Established 1996 | By far the worst opinions on NASCAR Twitter | Blaney Fan | Co host of @FanFuelMSM podcast | Opinions are my own

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

7pm start time on a Sunday night is fucking criminal

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

I’ve used probably 7 or 8 different banks in my life, and @BMO is by far and away the worst. It’s not even close.

These fuckers randomly turn off my card and I have to call to get them to turn it back on so that I can use it. Twice a week this shit happens.

[🦁🌶️Cat🌶️🦁 @Catcantread]

McDowell looks like a divorced dad with his 4 bad ass sons😭

[Alex Kerner @psychedalex68]

We love you Kurt

[Hendrick Motorsports @TeamHendrick]

One of @KyleLarsonRacin’s favorite nicknames. 💛

[JR Houston @JRHouston20]

.@Ebrennan45 has called three crashes 5+ seconds before they were shown on TV.

He’s doing an incredible job in the booth and once again proving why in-person broadcasts make a huge difference with a sightline out of the windows.

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@zbxrb22 @humbleblazer These people acting like you’re randomly going to get your feet tangled together or something 😂 I’ve driven with both feet the entire time I’ve had a license. Never once had an issue, plus I can stop quicker at those quick yellow lights

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Run the truck race Monday in Monaco

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

I love that the Prime booth just let the silence play out when Austin Hill took the track in practice.

[Andrew Kurland @AndrewKurlandTV]

Drivers during media availabilities all wearing Kyle Busch hats and shirts

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@larry25352065 @Jordan_Bianchi @H4rvickismo29 I would doubt it. It would be cool, wish they would, but they did it for Alan because the truck was already at the track when he was killed

[🙊 ηιcσℓε cнιρмαη 🙈 @Stellarnarious]

Can we please stop speculating about Brexton?
Can we stop planning the future for him and what he’s going to do?
Can we stop comparing his loss to Ty and Dale Jr?
He’s 11.
He’s not an “adult”.
He’s entering the stage where his Dad was going to be a huge part of his development into a “man”.
How about we just support Brexton, and cheer him on.
He can’t replace his dad in your hearts. That’s not fair to put on him.

[Ethan 🖤❤️ forever rowdy @vineypuddles28]

It really does feel like 2001 all over again

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@Jt_town_clown @NASCAR You trying to insinuate that Kyle Busch didn’t earn that honor? That putting him in the hall would be a participation trophy?

That’s uh….definitely….a take

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

I think @nascar needs to do the right thing and immediately induct Kyle Busch into the Hall of Fame.

We all know he’s going in first ballot, just put him in now. MLB did it with Clemente, it’s such an extraordinary circumstance.

He deserves to go in immediately.

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@SpeedFreak24_26 I was thinking the same thing this morning. I wish we could just pause everything for 2-3 days. I know the show must go on, it wouldn’t be right to cancel it, but damn.

[Delph @bootybanjo]

this is like if peyton manning randomly died in between week 7 and week 8 in one of his denver seasons

[Austin Konenski @AustinKonenski]

If you ever want to tell someone about Kyle Busch’s ability as a NASCAR driver…

In 2020, there was a $100,000 “Kyle Busch Bounty” in a NASCAR Truck Series race at Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Legendary.

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@jjgrlfrnd48 @LurkinTomGaming There wasn’t in MLB when Clemente passed, nor in the NHL when Gretzky retired.

[Colton Cranmore @CranmoreColton]

@bhadden329 @NASCAR Lmao what 😂