Cranny Cola Brand

Bottled exclusively on Moon Planet.

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

Breaking news

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Correct dear

[OA SOTA @OA_SOTA]

@Cranny_Cola Sure, dear. And neither can the moons gravity if youre exclusively bottled there, right? 😉

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

Soda cannot harm you

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@superlameballs It's not that interesting

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

Cola + vanilla
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ERROR TRY AGAIN
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Taste = unique

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

@superlameballs Cola + beef
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Taste = good

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

@camerobradford We have a very fast computer

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Cola + berry
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[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

Yes we are developing an app where you can imagine hundreds of flavor combinations right at your fingertips!

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

CONSUME

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

Cranny's Crazy Harvest Carving Zine now available at https://t.co/1XgO2hh0dU from now until cran-o-ween!

Includes a spooky tale and a crannyfied [ ]-carving template!! Let the Harvest commence!
(Due to someone tossing them all in the river, cranny scoops no longer included)

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

Let the harvest begin!

Animation by https://t.co/DSnfuPnuvM

Stay tuned for a crazy cranny announcement later today

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

You can shake our bottles we don't give a fuck

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

It's cola

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🖕<- this is how we feel about your personal data

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

Any DNA that touches one of our cans or bottles legally belongs to us and we can do whatever we want with the data

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

We're interested in selling your personal data

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

Come on and view my video live tonight at 9pm Moon Planet Time where I will be there to answer any questions you may have or even just to chat

https://t.co/z0stOQy2Tr

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

Basically DefunctCran takes a deep dive into all things cranny cola with my new video being about the topic of the four colas theory of medicine! You'll have to end up letting me know if this is something you'll need to see more of

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

We've teamed up with viral star Hayley Welsh to bring you "hawk tuah" cranny cola

[Cranny Cola Brand @Cranny_Cola]

We're teaming up with the hawk tuah girl