Crap My Mom Sends Me

Mother Isn't Quite Herself Today.....and that means her emails to me are going to be freaking awesome and funny. and maybe a little Psycho!! 👍🏼👍🏼😜😜

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Do The Mashed Potato https://t.co/Wpa6oGgcIP #WeirdNews #TheMashedPotato #MashedPotatoes #CrapMyMomSendsMe #StangeNews #BizarreNews

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The Flintstones - Public Nuisance https://t.co/WDGInEFgYt #TheFlintstones #PublicNuisance #CrapMyMomSendsMe #BizarreNews #StrangeNews

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#DressUpATune Back In The Little Black Dress

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Finding Out That OxiMoron was not someone who used Oxi-Clean to brush their teeth #WasQuiteUnexpected #Oximoron #OxiClean

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Pine-Sol Apple Juice Debacle Of 2018 https://t.co/Ujz8PNj2hC #Pinesol #AppleJuice #Dumbass #CrapMyMomSendsMe #SMH #FacePalm

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#WhenICantSleep I put the pillow over my wife's face

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#ThatsHowWeGotAnts Nuff Said

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#WhatDrivesMeIs My Wife - She Drives Me Bonkers!! But She Also Drives Me Where I Need To Go!! So I guess Bonkers is kinda harsh!

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#NowThatThronesIsOver We go back to using the toilet the way it was...

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#NowThatThronesIsOver We decide to not Binge Watch It Since We Heard The Ending Sucked! #GameOfThonesFinale

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Son Of A Wamp Rat!! https://t.co/HmKlfBpQJv #VintageToys #StarWars #Jawa #SwampRat #Ebay #CrapMyMomSendsMe #Funny #LOL

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@Kresse Recently sold a Bob Newhart album in my Etsy store! There is GREAT love and respect for the man!!

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Change For A Dollar... https://t.co/LcvSGvCFXN #ChangeForADollar #Inspirational #Motivational #Video #YouTube #CrapMyMomSendsMe

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#FirstLineOfMyObituary Hell Is Getting One Heck Of A Great Guy!!

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#FirstLineOfMyObituary He Wasn't Crazy...He Was Just A Little Unwell

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#XXXASong Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

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@Barkeromo Was waiting for someone to say it.... LOL

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#FirstLineOfMyObituary - Well...it didn't come soon enough

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#LegendaryWaysToUnwind Watching NPH over and over and over....

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#LegendaryWaysToUnwind