Nigel Longhurst

I wouldn't have got where I am today without years of dedication to spectacular underachievement

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Hope again.

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

I take it back. Not all AI videos are bad.

[Raptor & Wolf Extreme Fitness @TAG2056]

Whoever created this I salute you 🫡

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Harry It’s all these ‘knocks’ or ‘withdrawals’. So confusing. I am wondering if I can stretch to getting Bruno back with Rogers and Odegaard… Raya in goal and another Arsenal defender - dunno which??

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@AlaaEsam1995 @FPL_Harry I am wondering the same thing - the players with ‘knocks’ or ‘withdrawn’ are a mystery right now

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Harry Ditto!

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Marcello No it’s 12 pts difference.

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL__Raptor Ditto!

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@GianniButtice Oh dear! Well my selling Bruno to Palmer to captain Palmer is not a total disaster, but close. If I hadn’t bought Palmer J Pedro would have been my captain 😭

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Marcello Sangare

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@Mark_FPL Thiaw

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@lateriser12 Enzo will be first in on my WC

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL__Raptor Lolol. Love the headline!

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@GianniButtice Ditto

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Harry I think I will sell Bruno next week. I will have 3 fts and plan to get Palmer, maybe Rogers and maybe another.
This will be short term as I plan to get him back on WC, maybe gm wk 6. I will reassess then.

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@LetsTalk_FPL That is why I am not playing wildcard! Wherher to sell Bruno for Palmer or free hit next week is causing me enough of a headache without even more.😂

[John CFC 💙💙 @Oguejiofor39514]

✅ 31 goals scored for Chelsea
✅ 21 assist registered
✅ 170 Chelsea appearance
✅ Not an injury prone
✅ fought Benfica board because he wants to play for Chelsea
✅ Fought and defended the Chelsea badge because he loves Chelsea
✅ Gave his 100% whenever he is on the pitch
✅ Love and supported the Chelsea academy because he bleeds Chelsea
✅ Won Chelsea the CWC and conference league after 2 seasons of trophyless
✅ Back to back 20g/a for Chelsea
✅ Created the most chances for the team after Cole Palmer
✅ Stepped up Everytime Chelsea lack leaders

His name is Enzo Jeremias Fernandez, he will leave as a Chelsea legend.

Forever grateful for all the memories made at Chelsea 💪💪💪

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@DPatz13 @LetsTalk_FPL Lol! My horror was him becoming a Spurs player. Crossing fingers I’ve got a Man City player - despite minutes unknown.

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@GianniButtice WC after 5 - much better for assessing new signings and predicting future line-ups, especially in the top teams with so many mids now.
WC 3 (or FH 3) deprives you of potential TC 3 mega haul!

[Nigel Longhurst @CrapTheories]

@FPL_Harry You mean now Hull are winning away again so don’t judge Man U?