Mat the W

Randomness

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@gleepus_glorpus

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Does having aphantasia and not doing drugs mean I'll never hallucinate something that isn't there? Because that's disappointing.

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@PopCrave One day, God willing, we'll develop the technology to put 3 songs onto 1 CD

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@redlettermedia Half in the Backrooms

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

2020's discourse: "Can a transgender person use this bathroom?"

2030's discourse: "Can a transracial person use the N word?"

2040's discourse: "Can a transracial person use this bathroom? No says President Barron Trump"

[mitchell @goblingrafix]

This guy on Reddit spent years injecting himself with the unregulated tanning peptide, Melanotan 2.

This is a drug that isn’t approved for use in any country in the world, so he’s truly breaking new ground.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@nonregemesse Yes, and gif is "correctly" pronounced "jiff" but fuck that shit

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@BilgeEbiri This type of obvious-nonsense-as-deep-film-analysis is too much 😅

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

Robert Pattinson is a great actor, but casting him to play Deion Sanders? I don't know. I'll withhold judgment till I see the film

[A24 @A24]

Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

Can't wait to see who they cast to play Aunt Helga

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First posters for ‘ENOLA HOLMES 3’.

Trailer releases tomorrow.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

A mustache's greatest enemy

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@unclehaver

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

When the thought "I can't believe they hired a BLACK woman to play the daughter of Zeus" pops into your head, how is it not immediately followed by "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with me?"

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@luvblessingz 💯 https://t.co/PBXci5yjqw

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

If you're a streaming service and these aren't the first three things on it... why do you hate your subscribers?

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@Kirbyypie ngl, when this happens to me I just cheat. I open a new private window and figure it out in a new game, fuck it. Even if I'm confident my next guess will be the correct word, I'm not chancing that 6th one. Does it feel good? no. Does it feel less bad than not getting it? slightly

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

Watched the new episode of The Boys and saw the grossest, most vilely disgusting thing I've ever seen. This completely AI generated pharmaceutical ad. It's more offensive than the in-show ad for Homelander as the new Jesus. Grim.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

So sick of Hollywood always bring back characters that have canonically died. But I guess I'll allow this one.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Conan O'Brien will officially return to host the Oscars next year.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@Variety Scrolled too quick and thought it was this tweet again https://t.co/Fdd0tXbYLD

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

NFL player Ryan Russell with his boyfriend

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

My brain: "No problemo" sounds like "No Prob, Lame-o" haha this would make for a funny joke. Better do a search to see if anyone's thought of it before..."

Me to my brain: You unoriginal fuck

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

@FLOTUS 'hateful and violent rhetoric intended to divide our country' Do you want to get Kimmel fired or marry him? I'm confused.

[Mat the W @Crapinfest]

I keep my DMs open just so I can report spam bots