My name is Bella

Regular updates on crap that Bella says every day.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

I’m not in school anymore. I got my brains turned off.

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@CrapppBellaSays “It” being cold brew coffee***

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“It tasted like straight up dirt and butthole.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

The world deserves to see my life.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

Let’s go to the popsicle store! I want some corn.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

It tastes like vomit in a capsule.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

I wanted to go to a llama farm last year for my birthday because there was a Groupon for it.

They said no.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

People deserve to see how adorable I was.

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“What did I wear yesterday? Did I wear this shirt?”

*sniffs shirt*

“It smells like McDonald’s.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

Hannah: “Bella what are you?”

Me: “I’m perfection.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“When I wake up it’s like a snake coming out of hibernation ready to attack.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“I think I’m allergic to waking up.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“My child will be the next George Lopez, just wait.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“The early worm gets the something!”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“I go to the indoor soccer facility and the boys flock. It’s like a zoo and I’m the lion and everyone wants to see that exhibit.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“I’m a hot commodity”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“I got this new face wash. My gahhh what’s softer Bella’s face or a baby’s butt? I dunno.”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

“I didn’t give two rats donkey’s butt”

[My name is Bella @CrapppBellaSays]

Set your goal really low in life and you will always achieve it 😁