Space Karen is now paying people $47 to "sign his petition" to get their personal information in swing States. It's blatant vote buying and he should be prosecuted.
The autumn Jungyo sick leave list is expanding.
Takayasu has withdrawn from the Jungyo, suffering from acute lumbago associated with osteoarthritis of the lumbar area (lower back).
The former ozeki now makuuchi wrestler submitted a medical report dated October 7, 2024, that stated the need for three weeks of rest and treatment.
The indomitable Hokutofuji is also absent due to "acute pharyngo laryngo laryngitis and bilateral acute otitis media"--inflammation of both the larynx and the pharynx, and inflammation of the middle ear.
Maegashira 7 Churanoumi is down with a case of acute bronchitis; and, Maegashira 17 Nishikifuji is handicapped from a damaged right tibiofibular ligament (broader ankle region).
It was reported last week that maegashira wrestlers Wakatakakage and Atamifuji will miss the remainder of the autumn tour due to an inflamed right knee and acute pain in the right hip due to osteoarthritis, respectively.
I hate conspiracy theorists.
We shouldn’t even try to reason with them, because they’re totally unreasonable. They’re immune to facts and logic.
So let’s just troll the fuck out of them. We should pretend that we have a massive hurricane generator hidden in the Mexican jungle.