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See enough to eye you, but I’ve seen too much to try you.

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@ScottJenningsKY @bloodless_coup How dare they try to play the victim card after “the deadliest day in the country’s history”.

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@MichaelButtonX Coldest of cold cases.

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This is far from unthinkable in 2026.

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Middle school teacher gets caught doing the unthinkable with one of her students. Cops catch her just in time before she left the country.

26-year-old middle school teacher Annalie Andrews in an East Texas school was cornered by police in the hallway having just resigned. She had her bags packed as she claimed to be leaving for an overseas volunteer mission.

​What she didn’t know was that school administrators had just turned over damning Snapchat screenshots uncovered by another teacher—revealing an inappropriate, intimate relationship between Andrews and a 15-year-old student.

​During the interrogation, Andrews initially attempted to minimize the encounters and deflect blame onto the teenager. However, as detectives pressed for the truth, she ultimately confessed to multiple illicit meet-ups, including taking the boy to a vacant family rental property.

​The next day, authorities showed up at her door with felony warrants.
​Andrews was initially hit with 12 felony counts—including sexu@l ass@ult of a child, improper educator-student relationship, and enticing a child.

Andrews came from a very wealthy family and the house she was taking the boy to was one of their guest houses. Her mother was quick to get her bailout the next day after her arrest.

Her court results are not what you would initially think as a judge found her guilty on 7 of those charges, handing down a 2-year prison sentence with 3 months credit for time served and mandatory lifetime sex offender registration.

​The sentence sparked immediate backlash, with the District Attorney publicly slamming the ruling for failing to reflect the severity of the betrayal and the harm caused by someone in a position of trust.

Was this sentencing another result of the deep pockets of her parents or was justice served?

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@Breaking911 Why is he dressed like Eminem?

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Does anyone actually like Talking Heads? I mean have you ever said “you know what? Imma throw on some Talking Heads”?

I don’t believe anyone ever has.

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@KarenBassLA You mean your campaign is powered by the taxpayers you steal the other $30 from.

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@rcffmn @pvtjokerus Tried that. AI gets past it easily.

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@Tracey_T19 @pvtjokerus Problem is you have to report every number and the numbers are never the same

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@NolteNC She manipulated him into it. Evil.

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According to his diary he worked tirelessly his entire career to get all blushy over fawning nurses.

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@RyanAFournier Going after a man who worked tirelessly his entire career to save lives is classic MAGA

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@RyanAFournier Amazing that you actually believe Fauci will receive even a modicum of criminal justice.

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@TypoDynamofo But 75% of Latinos reject Latinx with 40% finding it offensive.

Liberals - “meh, they’ll get used to it.”

But it doesn’t fit the phonetic rules of the Spanish language making it difficult for them to pronounce.

Liberals - “meh, they’ll figure it out.”

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The KKK took my baby away, so not a big fan actually.

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@Crash1111111111 @Variety ah pronto kkkkkkkkkkk

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@Variety All that said, then she goes on to categorize herself.

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@nypost Most expensive daycare center ever.

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@redsteeze All she had to do was mutter some “fair share” bullshit and she couldn’t even do that.

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@JustineBateman No one who says “like” that many times in a 30 second clip should be taken seriously.

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@MarsyZepata @nypost Okay, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about at this point. My tweet was simple: The rapist objected to the rape victim’s favorite color (pink) being worn in the courtroom. Fuck him. Put him in a pink cell for the rest of his worthless life so he never forgets.

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@MarsyZepata @nypost Oh I don’t know….gang rape?