Male Crash Test Dummy

I follow back. He who laughs at stupid people. Anti-social media influencer. Democrats hate America.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

Back from being shaved by 25-ish year old pretty nurse from neck to balls (another bucket list item completed) and being abused by surgeon.

[The Based Mother (née Elena) @TheBasedMother]

Leftists idolize all the wrong gods.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@lucyshow11 I wanted a radio shack tandy computer, but my dad said computers were just a fad.

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Facts. I know

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@JonnyRoot_ He did a good job on the real national anthem

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@bakerlarry84 @IndianaFever @StVincentIN We have to be #1 in giving up layups.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@AwakenedOutlaw NO KINGS

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@nosyone4 What was the hurry?

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@pwilsondtf Is that Ms. Daisy and the chauffeur?

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@kim_chee27 @chicagotribune @SubxNews Not everybody moves out at the same time.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@KatieMiller Nothing like trashing the last 800 fans he has left.

[Patriot Dispatches @PDispatch1776]

Those who try to make you ashamed of your heritage are not your friends

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Chicago got Trump Tower and the Obama Presidential Center for roughly the same price.

One is a 98-story skyline landmark.

The other looks like it stores Hillary’s private emails.

Which one are you picking?

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@YoAdrienne1968 So many people full of sh*t, yet we survived.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@sayitnspinit My algorithm must be totally fked. First post in many months I've seen from you.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@jackunheard 1 looks like freedom, the other looks like prison.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@redsteeze It's on stolen land?

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@TheKevinDalton Not to bad, for 140....Hope I'm still making noise.

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@GioBruno1600 egg nog

[Male Crash Test Dummy @CrashMaleDummy]

@catturd2 Not really that bad for being 140.