JASPER

You chumps make it too easy.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Weakling don't touch me
In the cave eating rock and trees

[The Peak @TheP34k]

OH FUCK OH SHIT! W-WE ESCAPED WHILE SHE WAS DESTRACTED!

K-KRISS, YOU STILL BREATHING BRO-TA-TOE-CHIP??? I HOPE U ARE MAN OR BOSS WARRING IS GONNA KILL ME!

CANT MY TESLA CYBERTRUCK CAN GO ANY FASTER?!

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

// Jasper won't don't you post more often???

// Me suffering from extreme back pain for art comms:

[Benson Dunwoody @BensonDunwo112]

This is my call out post on @CrashQuartz

they are a meanie :(

[🍉Steven Universe🍉 @SpitHealz]

AMETHYST

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Because you've grown soft, playing pretend with wimps you could squash if you felt like it.

But I know you better than anybody else.

[Lapis @GEM0FTHESEAS]

More like we all have literally anything better to do instead of fighting you.

Like watching grass grow. Or paint dry.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Only because the weaklings cowering behind you are too scared of me.

[Lapis @GEM0FTHESEAS]

Still contributing more out here than you.

[The Peak @TheP34k]

Kokomi?! What on dear neptune are you doing here?!

[🍉Steven Universe🍉 @SpitHealz]

This PNG is frying me

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

The fact we even have to say "for a human" should be proof enough.

It's like sending a Peridot to fight a Diamond, like huh????

[Lapis @GEM0FTHESEAS]

Hey she's pretty strong for a human

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

WHY DO THESE VILTRUMITES KEEP GOING AFTER THE RUNTS (with the sole exception of Lapis Lazuli)

[Lapis @GEM0FTHESEAS]

@Lone_Viltrum @C0NN1EUN1VERSE

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Make my day and dodge this.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Would... YOU QUIT YOUR YAPPING?!

[Rosie! @Auntie_Rosie_]

. . . No. Your very existance MOCKS my past. My failure. My mistakes.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

YOU WANTED A FIGHT, BUT NOW YOU'RE BLABBERING ABOUT YOUR PAST?!

DON'T WORRY, I'LL GIVE YOU NEW TRAUMA TO LOOK BACK ON.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

@human_magician @SpitHealz He wears sandals.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

NEXT TRAINING SESSION WILL BE CARRYING 10 BOULDERS UPHILL.

[🍉Steven Universe🍉 @SpitHealz]

I said I appreciated the thought 🥲

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

NO, I GAVE IT TO THE LOCAL WILDLIFE.

AKA THE OVERCOOKED RUNT AMETHYST.

[🍉Link Soulcaster 🍉 @THEHER0OFTIME]

You didn’t eat it yourself, did you?

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

I GET MY DIAMOND A MEATBALL SUB AND SUDDENLY THEY GIVE ME THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF BEING ON A "VEGAN" DIET.

OUGHHHHH

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Very well, my "Quartz."

[Rose Quartz @P4LE_ROS3]

I’m a Quartz! Same as you! Aha..

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

@P4LE_ROS3 @HEROLDERFRIEND Yes, my Diamond.

[JASPER @CrashQuartz]

Yeah, My Diamond! Fish!
There's too many of them!

Those "onion" weaklings keep throwing them at me!

[Rose Quartz @P4LE_ROS3]

..Fish???