Crash The UFO

🇺🇲 Twitch Affiliate. I like racing games. Ball Python enthusiast.

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@FoxNews Don't go blaming the weed.

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@shaun_obanion @Coldsteel6r1 @Iraqveteran8888 Nah, student's perspective.

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@shaun_obanion @Coldsteel6r1 @Iraqveteran8888 Evaluation days were like an actual class. Any other day was straight up goofing off and half assed lessons. I knew several people that graduated that couldn't read. At all.

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@Coldsteel6r1 @shaun_obanion @Iraqveteran8888 Spent a whole semester watching Meercat Manor for a biology class...

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@keyagaze @mask_bastard That's the best part

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@Coldsteel6r1 @shaun_obanion @Iraqveteran8888 Teachers barely do anything. We are objectively a nation of idiots.

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@thepunkrockmba What new rock artists?

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@dabbinbeebs I'm calling the K9

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@clownworld Might fly in 3 or 4 Tennessee cities. Try it in the rural schools and see how that works out.

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@FoxNews The lunch sounds pretty good to me lol

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@krassenstein @libsoftiktok Gymnasts and cheerleaders are athletes. They don't perform in heels and leather.

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@DelusionPosting Black and white aren't even colors.

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@realstewpeters That's a lot of pain and suffering for a dick that will never work right.

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@dabbinbeebs My will to live

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@SaraGonzalesTX Put it back on.

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@Daidalos2047 @LocalBateman

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@FixBreakRepeat @greentexts_bot Clean, but with a layer that says "I worked today".

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@greentexts_bot Ya'll laugh. This shit works. You don't want full blown stank though. Be clean, but do some push-ups and rotate your car tires. That'll give you the "working man musk" with the scent of usefulness.

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@FenixAmmunition I want my taxes back...

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Remember that missle that Ukraine accidentally launched into Poland? Why wasn't article 5 triggered?