Crash Hamster

The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say.

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@RugbyInsideLine Josh Bayliss?

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@FondOfBeetles @alxhwtt Person who nearly has an MA in Sreeenwriting argues genetics with @FondOfBeetles .

Gets crushed, hysterical, more later.

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@anon_opin Someone's never seen Tankslapper...

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@anon_opin Miss! Miss! Zack's said something stupid again!

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@TheCricketerMag @NickFriend1 I'm not sure this is how averages work.

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@Scousebird Thought it was me for a second...

...then I remembered I'm retired and plain

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@SpeechUnion Sort out your VPNs now, kiddies, just in case.

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@RugbyInsideLine And yet, at fly half...

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@TheBarmyArmy Useful middle order batsman [winks]

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@Scousebird Dammit, so he can't even follow the 'anyone can blag a marathon by limping round' plan? Now that's rough.

Bum, tits and willies.

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@OutsideCricket I'll be watching this with popcorn and a beverage.

The drama, obviously, not the hit and wish.

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@SpeechUnion Done. Give 'em hell.

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@HJoyceGender Good Laugh Project to lose again?

Surely not?

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@Scousebird I've always felt it does exactly what it says on the tin.

'With all due repect...' means absolutely none whatsoever, as no respect is due...

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@GeorgeDobell1 Bit harsh, mate, it's not as if they've ever toured Australia before...

Oh.

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@bbctms Bloke's lucky he wasn't pulled into the stands for six...

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@SkyCricket So we're saying that Harry Brook can't deal with a bouncer..?

Bloke's lucky he wasn't pulled into the stands.

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@desjohnston @thefulltoss You'd think so, but apparently throwing them into Tests after watching the rain fall in some meaningless hit and wish in a completely different country (or dragging them off the physio couch before breaking them and returning them to said couch) is the way forward...

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@thefulltoss Embarrassing shots by both Pope and Crawley, mistiming an on-the-up drive against a county trundler. They must play bowling like this all the time in first class cricket.

Ah, I'm beginning to see the problem...