CrashingMyCar

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

@laserboat999

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

(coloring in a poorly drawn circle) yeah. little alien planet there. let's give this bad boy a ring (getting to where the ring goes behind the planet and stopping) ah that's right. i can't draw back there. should have done the ring first. unless (flipping the paper over, staring)

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

i fear ive been found out

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick "i am part of an elite cadre of government agents -- including your parents, coworkers, ex-husband, neighbors, and that guy with the hat from Safeway -- who have been tasked with stalking you and reporting on your actions"

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

God in Heaven: Ok so basically my creations are sacred and connected by the web of life except… Ok zoom in there… Those ones circled in red right there

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

@ItsAll_Bullshit live it up, playboy

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

restoring hp in yellowstone

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

tent defiler

[CrashingMyCar @CrashingCar]

@tonyhawktruther blind guy unfollows guy with vision for being grateful that he can see 😔

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Watching informative videos on properly rattle canning camo onto gear like the high speed operator I am

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

my first priority at the waterpark is always to decenter whiteness, and the second is to experience incredible thrills

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

my new computer has a feature where the letters scream in agony when you delete them and moan when you highlight them

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

(dapping up an actual imp) well look who the fuck they let in

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Standing in line behind you at the urinal with my dick already out