Crawler Page PhD

Energy enthusiast, Whale oil industry consultant, Dodgey Dossier-denier. Character in @TeaPainUSA’s animated political series #SwampTales.

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

🚨ALL WORMS ON DECK this is NOT a drill! 🚨 Something’s brewing inside the house!! #SwampTales #MuellerTime @TeaPainUSA

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

It's Blame Your Daughter At Work Day.

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@Nickidewbear @LadyColquitt @mmpadellan “Real conservatives”, like @Nickidewbear, are convinced ALL liberals hate them. Liberals don’t hate you, they hate your party. Not everything in life is a personal attack.

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@ReallyAmerican1 FOX NEWS SUCKS!! I’m officially done you guys!! They didn’t protect *the golden goose*. #BoycottFoxNews #CowardPerdue

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

I might be a slimey treasonous worm but my ass is still slithering to my polling place tomorrow bright and early to vote for Joe Biden!!

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@SwampTalesUSA Shit thanks for reminding me it’s Election Day!!

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@TeaPainUSA Seeya at The Skid Mark

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

If you live in Florida please DO NOT vote for my dad ‘Red Tide’ Rick Scott. He’s bad for the environment.

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@TeaPainUSA I’m glad everyone is having a good laugh at my expense!!

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

🚨ALL WORMS ON DECK this is NOT a drill! 🚨 Something’s brewing inside the house!! #SwampTales #MuellerTime @TeaPainUSA

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@SwampTalesUSA @TeaPainUSA I’ll be at the Skid Mark if anyone needs me.

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

Any intel agency with knowledge of Carter Page’s ongoing contacts with Russia through the years who failed to surveil him would have been negligent. https://t.co/bhV4WSR6H1

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

Grabbing a quick bite at my favorite fast food joint Nothing Burger 🍔 *quietly poops pants* #SwampTales #TraitorTrump #TrumpRussia

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

Nobody has more hard on for Russia than Trump. Nobody.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Roses are red
Hammers are blunt
This entire investigation is https://t.co/bnoxQkZ01i

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@TeaPainUSA @Rbrownstarman @SwampTalesUSA Ask me about my PhD

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Fmr. Trump adviser Carter Page confirms to @chrislhayes that he told investigators about campaign contacts with the Russian ambassador at the GOP convention.

Watch the the full interview: https://t.co/L0rw4QCarf

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@SwampTalesUSA I like where this is going!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Is Nunberg...just drunk dialing cable news control rooms now?

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@TeaPainUSA Ok it’s *possible* I may have done collusion

[Crawler Page PhD @CrawlerPagePhD]

@ava_leigh13 @SwampTalesUSA