Crawwfish

The 3 Pillars of Crawwfish: 1. The Maintenance, Destruction, or Slight Alteration of the Word Crawwfish 2. General Indifference 3. Hunter Thurn

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There may be a crawwwwfishhh initiative today. Or maybe not. Stay tuned.

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15% of Crawwfish know how to prevent COVID-19 but are too indifferent to share. 85% are entirely unaware of the virus.

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65% of crawwfish have an abundance of frequent flyer miles but 54% do not remember to use them.

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crrrrraaaaaawwwfisch painting credz @JoeDannyMan

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Only some Crawwfish remember the anniversary of their organization. Few to none remember the twitter anniversary. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The crawwfish are on the move...

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To all the Crawwfish out there, have an indecisive anniversary. Sting the new GORMYs. Long live the Council of the Crawwfish... or not.

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It is done. Long live the Council of the Crawwfish... Or not. #legacy

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4 out of 71 Crawwfish actually remember the anniversary of their organization.

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0% of Crawwfish who survey Crawwfish actually survey Crawwfish

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0% of Crawwfish surveyed respond to surveys.

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87% of Crawwfish let pillar 2 encompass their entire summer

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0.6% of Crawwfish get sick on dead week and then die

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Where is my double-wide hairy junk? #pillartwo

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0/17 Crawwfish surveyed did not finish the survey #pillartwo

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15% of Crawwfish support continued Leo memes

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12.6% of Crawwfish support industrial smoothers for president or not.

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96% of Crawwfish have Twitter accounts but only 2% remember to use them frequently.

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10% of Crawwfish believe they are responsible for summoning monsoons