Brettt Cortttellletttiii

Midwestern Cowboy Living in Florida / Malone CC/TF Alum / TA at FSU (he/him)

Follow my writing endeavors @BrettThePoett

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Merry Christmas @Walsh_Dining ! Miss you guys every time I eat.

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It me!

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

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Malone's Max Gucker finishes 89th in 31:09.0 in the men's race at the NCAA Division II Cross Country Championships. @RunMaloneXCTF @maloneathletics

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Trevor Bassitt shocks everyone in the the world but himself. From DII Ashland to World Championship Bronze Medalist in his 40th RACE of the season. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.

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My favorite part about buying asparagus is the two quality rubber bands it comes with.

[Malone Athletics @maloneathletics]

Congratulations to former Pioneer standout Ashton Dulin for being named to the AP All-Pro Second Team! 🏈

📸: @Colts

#GoMalone

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

RIP Betty White 🤎🧡

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Lest we forget the new year baby

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

RT to wish @NickChubb21 a happy birthday! 🥳

[Brettt Cortttellletttiii @CrayCortelletti]

NFTs, but for smells.

[ASICS Mammoth Track Club @MammothTC]

Nico placed 3rd at the @usatf Half Marathon Champs this AM. Running a PR of 61:13. Pictured with his BYU Teammates (Conner and Clayton) & Super Agent, @Flynnsports (Ray Flynn). @ASICSamerica @visitmammoth @MammothCrib

[Brettt Cortttellletttiii @CrayCortelletti]

Still waiting for the day when someone says "My next guest needs no introduction," and then proceeds to not introduce them.

[Brettt Cortttellletttiii @CrayCortelletti]

That first slice of Little Caesar’s pizza you eat in the car on the way home hits different

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NATIONAL QUALIFIER‼️‼️ Brit McCauley, in her first ever cross country season, qualifies to the NCAA D3 Cross Country National Championship! 🎟 🤜🏼#GoRaiders

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NEWS | Mackenna Curtis-Collins Qualifies for the 2021 NCAA Division II Cross Country Championships https://t.co/FRby7ptOVf

[FSU Creative Writing @FSU_Writers]

Thank you to all who attended Jillian Weise's fabulous screening of A Kim Deal Party! This Tuesday we're hosting poetry readings from Tanner Barnes and Brett Cortelletti! See you there!
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[Brettt Cortttellletttiii @CrayCortelletti]

So immediately after I finished watching #SquidGame Netflix autoplayed an ad for the Great British Baking Show and I think that a crossover is in order

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"The Persistence of Memory by Lisa Frank" now available to purchase as a HD print on our website!

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“Of course this is a pipe, what else would it be? I don’t see what all the fuss is about, there’s nothing special about it. You’re just overthinking it”