Crayon Ready-to-Eat

1st Edible Crayon. We brought a joke to reality.

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💥 Lock and Load Your Mug Game 💥
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a statement.
Built for battle, fueled by caffeine, and guaranteed to shut it down.

🛒 Get your Cup of Shut The Fuck Up coffee mug now:
https://t.co/mtE6r9btzo

#CupOfShutTheFuckUp #MissionReadyGear #CoffeeWithCommand

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Attention, squad!

Today, we celebrate 127 years of unwavering dedication from our Navy Corpsmen! You are the backbone of support, courage, and resilience, always ready to jump into action and keep our Marines in the fight.

Happy Birthday DOC!

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81 years ago, heroes hit the beaches of Normandy. We remember their courage, their sacrifice, and the mission. #DDay81 #HonorThem #NeverForget

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Memorial Day isn’t about sales or BBQs.
It’s about remembering those who gave everything.

We honor the fallen. We carry their legacy.
Freedom isn’t free. NEVER FORGET!

#MemorialDay #HonorTheFallen #NeverForget

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It’s GO TIME, Albuquerque!
Doors are open at the Southwest Chocolate & Coffee Fest!
Find MilTreats at Booth 307—samples locked and loaded.

Let’s get weird with chocolate and coffee.

#MilTreats #OpeningDay #Booth307 #CrayonsReadyToEat #CupOfShutTheFuckUp #TasteTheJoke

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THE WAITLIST IS OPEN FOR CREs!

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We have the ULTIMATE snack for Marines!

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TURN ON ALL YOUR NOTIFICATION ON OUR PAGES SO YOU GET NOTIFIED ONCE OUR POST DROPS TODAY at 1500PT/1800ET!!!

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TURN ON ALL YOUR NOTIFICATION ON OUR PAGES SO YOU GET NOTIFIED ONCE OUR POST DROPS TODAY at 1500PT/1800ET!!!

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TODAY IS NATIONAL CRAYON DATE WE HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT DROPPING LATER TODAY!

Turn on your notifications!

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MISSION MONDAYS DROPS IN 2 DAYS!
TUNE IN FOR A MISSION BRIEF AND THE STATE OF MILTREATS!

WE APPRECIATE EVERYONE OF YOU OUR SQUAD MEMBERS!

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MilTreats Important Scuttlebutt update.

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We’re working on the newest product in the MilTreats LLC line of history treats. We’re gearing up for the off season of Chocolate plus we’re running very low on our CRE’s. We are looking to run out in the next few weeks. So Stand by for the presale and details coming soon.

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Gear up, Squad! We’re teaming up with Tactical Gear Junkie for an epic drop. Mini Moral Patches are coming your way soon—stay locked and loaded for the mission brief when we finalize the details.

Get on our scuttlebutt list to be the first to know.
https://t.co/S67ZryLfaX

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Gear up, squad! Plan your attack on our Range Card and chow down on your Crayons Ready-to-Eat, just like The Angry Cop did.
🖍️
Mission-ready snacks for the ultimate tactical experience. #CrayonsReadyToEat #EatTheRainbow #CrayonEatersUnite #MilTreats #Crayoneaters #SnackWithASmile

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Attention, Squad!

MilTreats is officially boots on the ground at SHOT Show! Try to find our CEO Frank on-site and snag a special items. He’s waiting to meet y’all!

Over and out, Lance Corporal Crunch.

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Hey squad, we’re at the Army Navy Military Expo in Las Vegas! We’re excited to meet military surplus store owners and get our products into your stores.

Stand by to see if our products are in your area soon.

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We’re back at ANME Expo for Year 2!

Military Surplus Store Owners, find us at Booth T1 at the Westgate, Las Vegas. Meet our CEO & new Sales Rep—we’re ready to get MilTreats in your store for 2025!

See you there! 🚨 #ANMEExpo #MilTreats

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Product update and scuttlebutt exclusive!
https://t.co/JiWQNxSDlR

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ATTENTION SQUAD! WATCH THE VIDEO FOR ALL THE DETAILS. https://t.co/LsgGvOPYZG