CrazedMiDispatcher

The old hag Dispatcher/CTO. Mom. Wife. Hermit who reads. Jams to music and speeds. Love my husband and hate people. #IAM911#mydirtylittlesecret

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Let the #RedCross have a pint of the B-. Damn #Vampires!

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Haven't been "buzzed" off alcohol in over two years. Damn wine! I will blame peer pressure from the Class of 93. #bitches

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So the High School reunion is this weekend. Starts at 1900 hrs. Do these people not realise we are old?? #almostmybedtime

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Shit is about to drop in this house. Damn kids. Excuse me, damn adult and teenager!!

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Let me finish this second cup of coffee.

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Who's teenage son went to ogle the teen girl soft ball team?? #ProudMomMoment

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So how the hell am I to train my probie if I can't coach during calls?? We ain't in no damn shadow phase!!

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Shredded the trainee's BOL script. Welcome to days and Phase 2!!

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@annoyedispatchr "So you wanna be a Dispatcher??" There needs to be a book with that title with all these great stories we have!

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Playing IT at home on the computer is almost, ALMOST, as bad as having IT bugging at work!!!

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Punished the Troopers for not clearing calls by almost stacking their complaints. Hope they don't miss me too much while I am on Grandma-maternity leave!!

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Everybody call Animal Control, the horses are standing in a flooded field. EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS FLOODED YOU DAMN MORONS!!

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@InghamJody Nobody seems to know!

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My mother just left me a message asking if it is legal in MI for a parrot to ride on a dashboard. What the......

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In the last week, I have had my washing machine take my laundry hostage. Hosted a baby shower. Been yelled at for answering another County's 911 call (ughh) and for the flooding. So I went and gave blood. That should switch up the juju!

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@annoyedispatchr Shit I thought my Mom only did that! I always have to grab a damn package because she is online shopping while on vacation!!

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Husband is trying to get me to play therapist to the neighbors for their crappy marriage. Oh hell no Dear!

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@Door_Kicker1032

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This work weekend has left totally.......

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Once again the rat with overgrown teeth has predicted 6 more weeks of winter. Funny, my calendar says the same damn thing!! #everygroundhogsday