Spike

And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain. [21+]

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

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Yeah, yeah, settle down kiddies.

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[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Apr 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Apr 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

You got me riled up for violence. It’ll be rude to not deliver, love.

First impressions mean a lot, yeah.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

I'm up for a spot of violence.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

You must think I'm the kind of bloke that needs help.

Unless you're offering a vein.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

[my eyes cut to the woman as she appears.] And who are you?

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

You speak as if I’m supposed to care.

I’m yawning.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

You haven't about me, pet, so here's the story.

I'm William The soddin’ Bloody and I've bagged two slayers.

I don't mind with a God.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

That you won’t be able to get past.

Just admit defeat now.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

That doesn' sound like my problem.

Sounds like an obstacle.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

If I wasn’t so deep with my boyfriend, I might have given you a chance.

Next decade.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

I start off with poems, torn out hearts. Bloody notes on the door.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

Is this how you get laid?

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

Right.

Kidnappin’ it is.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

You’ll have to find him first. He likes to stalk me so he’s around here somewhere.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

Oh no, I don't hit women unless I have to. Where's the bloke?

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

Just say when.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

@itshoneydaniels & @RancorousRage

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

I always knew I'd go down fighting.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

We are too confident. My God of a boyfriend is amazing.

You don’t even come close.

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

@novacaniac

[Spike @CrazedMisgiving]

Girls gonna get an itch.

I'm in the mood to scratch.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

Or I just don’t care for it.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @Amasiuncula]

He really think he has a chance. That’s cute.