Alex Orth

Est. july 11th 1993: Indianapolis, IN. nursing student at IUPUI and self proclaimed master of wit. im just living life one day at a time.

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@jebofoto any updates on Tom?

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And...now I have ninja turtle green in my hair

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So I'm spoiled by my valentine

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Yo my life is a meme right now.

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All I want is jimmy johns and sprite. Someone take pity on me, I am sick.

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All I really care about is lipstick and lattes

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You use to be my cup of tea, but now I drink beer

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Enjoying my trip to new hampshire but im missing my sad boiz bud @_panda_bro

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"@alesalaman: when you're anxious but trying to act cool" ME TODAY ON THIS FLIGHT

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In case my awkwardness was ever in question, I once scared a guy at a Sig pi party off talking about a documentary about cremation.

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Packing for New Hampshire is a bitch. How do I condense my aesthetic to one suitcase?

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@_panda_bro you are

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@_panda_bro get rekt

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Am I just being mistaken for a doormat today or what?

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Preach it girl

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Question, how much internet stalking is too much? Are there groups for this shit because I am falling fast down this rabbit hole