Eileen 🐝

sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon (she/her)

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

If I were Donna Reed in It’s a Wonderful Life and Jimmy Stewart asked me, “What do you want? You want the Moon?” I’d say, “Forget the Moon, I want the Caesar Salad neon sign from Nifty Fifty’s Diner in Northeast Philly”

[mjine gun kelly 💜🩷💙 @MJoftheday]

i hate gay halloween
what do you mean you went as mj watson’s initial introduction panel from the original spider-man comic book series?

[Bill @20gaShotgun]

Due to the uniformity, design, and color of the titles on the bookshelves in Goodnight Moon I am forced to assume that the bunny is getting a Greek & Latin education through the Loeb Classical Library.

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

@MJoftheday thank you

[cary @brokebackstan]

so what exactly does it mean for one to keep it 100 on the land the sea the sky

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

@con_seale spiritual retweet

[erin #WalkerForASG @jjwmvp]

mariners brewers and blue jays: “wow we might go the world series this year”

dodgers subplot:

[ATBBTTR @ATBBTTR]

The billion dollar Dodgers against the Cincinnati Reds and the power of friendship

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Collars up this fall and winter in tribute to the man

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

send the meteor king jesus

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

At a remodeled Cracker Barrel. I hate it.

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

with a bullet

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter was launched 19 years ago.

What is your favorite tweet ever?

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

@jordanbhancock unfortunately

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

forrer hall moment

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

blobby access

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

real fans know that this is called the MRFSOCU

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

favourite genre.

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

@MJoftheday me n kathleen saw it

[garshmo @garshmo]

I may not tweet for months my new thing is the weather app

[bru @sitcomsy]

"i'm just as much a major as any other major. you'll notice these leaves come in gold, not pink for girls and blue for boys"

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

Pet Sounds was released 59 years ago today happy birthday Pet Sounds

[Eileen 🐝 @CrazyClockGirl]

there’s something about dropping a bar of soap in the shower and struggling to retrieve it that’s like…amidst the many minor inconveniences endemic to modern life it’s good to know we’re still running some of the classics

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

we can rest assured knowing our new pope has had life experiences like these