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"K" ...K? HOW ABOUT YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN AND I'LL BE LIKE, "K".

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If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

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When your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.

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When I’m reading a book and someone asks me what I’m reading, I don’t answer. I just raise up the book, so they can see the cover.

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Wouldn't it be crazy if at the end of the last Harry Potter book, J.K Rowling wrote, "and then Harry suddenly woke up.."

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Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much. ♥

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That weird feeling when you're looking for something & it's in your hand.

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(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you (R)espect you (I)nvolve you (E)ncourage you (N)eed you (D)eserve you (S)ave you.

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That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket.

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If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a real question.

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My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.

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Dear boys, this is why we girls don't like kissing smokers O_O Sincerely, not sexy: http://t.co/lmgeGbV6 - spon

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*Fat chick posts pic on Facebook* "Fresh out the shower ;)))" Me: "You mean ocean."

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When I say "I'll think about it", I really mean: "I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again".