Mike Mucitelli

NY LHW MMA fighter, Team Balance BJJ black belt, lvl 9 rogue, and Knight of Mars, beater of ass. BellatorMMA tourney veteran. ADHD thoughts.

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

I have an idea how the government could raise some funds given the whole debt ceiling thing.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Cool

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

I'm certain 95% of modern "reporting" is an algorithm scanning for the loudest and most obnoxious tweets then adding an outlandishly extrapolated headline. "FANS SLAM OUTLANDISH DESTROYED IN ABSOLUTELY" yadda yadda. And the "article" is a screenshot of 2 tweets.

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Could it be all media is catering towards those with extreme views on both sides of the aisle because they're the simplest stances and require no thought or proper handling but just cudgel out some stupid click bait?

[Tommy Toe Hold @TommyToeHold]

•Interrupts a meeting from the back of a room
•Offers to fix the group’s problem by killing the thing bothering them
•Asks for too much money
•Gets rejected and dismissed as crazy
•Gets hired when things get worse
•Becomes out of control
•Fails to fix the problem

[Lanky Fight Gear @LankyFG]

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[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

feelings

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

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It's a shame more people don't see one of the best deaths in star wars. The way obi wan goes from his prequel stance to his original trilogy stance, the way Maul tries to hilt check obi wan the way he did Qui-Gon.. amazing scene.

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Darth Maul has such a good story arc. No redemption. No tragic hero. He gets defeated, uses pure rage to drag himself to life and fabricate a cybernetic body, hunts his would be killer for years after his defeat, then gets one shotted again and dies.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

So Dana White dismisses the idea that he's not giving Aljamain Sterling credit but in the same breath he also suggests that they'd do an interim title if Aljo isn't ready to defend his belt again THREE MONTHS after his last five-round title fight? Madness. https://t.co/6NSwKppKrY

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

everything is changing

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Parents complaining about movies and books can get them banned from schools, so has anyone tried complaining about the guns people keep bringing into schools and shooting everyone with them? Could that get them banned?

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Dude's 27. Either a tremendous amount of bad luck or it turns out going from "healthy and fit" to "juiced to the absolute fucking gills" probably has some negative side effects in the long term.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

“Once dismissed as a fringe theory, the idea that corporate thirst for profits drives up inflation, aka ‘greedflation,’ is now being taken more seriously by economists, policymakers and the business press.”

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[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

pretty cool how the debt ceiling cuts won't affect these guys
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[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Get rid of fighters unique shorts, sponsors, and banners all in the name of being "professional" then the UFC drops in their nonsense BMF belt on any match they hope to add importance to like a late 90s WWF raw bit.

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Is it because Ngannou made news signing to the PFL? I bet it is.

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

‘War room s***’: Dana White explains how Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje 2 became BMF title fight https://t.co/dPACNLfdLZ

[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

Until people figure out THREATEN GUN shouldn't be the best solution for every mild inconvenience, it should be harder to get a gun.

[Globalflyguy @NYflightguy]

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[Anton Tabuena @antontabuena]

UFC is making an insane amount of money, with profits that exceed literally every other fight promoter in the world… combined.

Meanwhile, fighter pay has dropped even more and their revenue share might just be the worst it’s ever been

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[Mike Mucitelli @CrazyMikeMMA]

The reality is the UFCs obsession with talking about Francis Ngannou has basically guaranteed a MASSIVE viewing of whoever his first fight is against for the PFL.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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