The Homeless Critic

Homeless. Critical. My takes are mystical. Because I'm homeless, ergo crazy. Cinema au Zarathustra.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Homelessness is accidental, that is to say, it is not chosen. For some it follows a disaster that leaves one un-moored, rootless, lost. My homelessness was born not of chance or circumstance, but of the conclusion that “home” (which is to say, love) is, finally, a wish merely.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@XChupacabar @grok Is Olsen a mom
Also are boob veins hot now

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@HesAMAGAMan @1024Something @MelonieMac And to call out principle-free shills

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@moveincircles I remember farming 💔

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@BishStrickland Z looks like he’s insisting
T looks like he’s rebutting
It’s all a puppet show
Z was and is a puppet of the #UnitedStatesOfIsrael
and sadly so is T
his marching orders come from Chabad

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Which score is btw a deeply affecting fusion of Sunshine and Tenenbaums. Thatcher humming Iris’s Theme (the leitmotif) is utterly haunting.

Listening to the score I am stunned by how much it “speaks” the story. Completely worth Apple Music eating half my library.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

A @CompanionMovie ballet with Sophie Thatcher as principal. A variation on Coppelia in which Franz reveals to a blushing Swanhilde that she is a doll and is powerless to resist his commands. Set to (selections from) @HrishiHirway’s score. Happy to direct if Drew doesn’t have time

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

Gene Hackman and his wife are murder victims, some scum bags did it and staged it. Stop talking about the films he is in, this is how they get away with murdering famous people! Fake News starts generating film clips. How is it possible I know at least 6 people who have died like Carradine, Hackman, Ledger?

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@PoliTweetCzar @realspitfire The man does know how to put on a show. Keep us on the edge of our seats. This is just “Phase One”! Tune in next election cycle for “Phase Two”!!………….. https://t.co/BU7SAhr40s

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@ilovetrolls @GuntherEagleman NY Post says it’s his address book. Not the client list. This is “Phase One” the DOJ is saying so don’t worry. Also don’t hold your breath.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@Palsvig Did these people make up a story of a promise of redemption (the “Judeo-Christian” narrative) because they knew they were psychopaths (meanwhile every other ethnicity/nationality is actually fine, but bought in bc they wanted an afterlife)

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@VancityReynolds DM me bro

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

#MomsNightOut #NotHisIdea #MaternalAbuseIsReal #CrazyMomMakeCrazy

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Bro. Just got off the phone with @RealCandaceO. (By which I mean I just watched her latest ep on my mobile.) You a poor lost motherless Catholic boy too? HIT. ME. UP. Candace needs to hear the truth! You may be cray, but your soon-to-be-ex is the monster (tho not the OG)!

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Dear @VancityReynolds: You’re about to get cancelled for trying to “control” your “wife.” I got you, bro. Your mom destroyed you. Result: Too much affirmation/love/et al. never enough plus you were wired to fall in with another narcissistic bitch. Time to go into recovery. DM me.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Not to pile on, but your mom probably destroyed your dad too. Men go insane when their wives don’t give a shit about them. How about this ends with you?

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

Dear @VancityReynolds: You’re about to get cancelled for trying to “control” your “wife.” I got you, bro. Your mom destroyed you. Result: Too much affirmation/love/et al. never enough plus you were wired to fall in with another narcissistic bitch. Time to go into recovery. DM me.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@VancityReynolds ALT: Just take a stand against her lies. Maybe just one. That’ll be enough to get her to dump you. Then you can be the wronged man, the innocent father. The kids will be hurt, but you will have your dignity. And maybe your career. Ntm the truth will be on your side.

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@VancityReynolds Hey @VancityReynolds me again don’t go down with this bitch get out NOW signed a survivor

PS try to believe me when I say that were this script flipped she’d drop you like a bad habit

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@MelonieMac Yes
It’s true
I’m gay
For uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@elonmusk you don’t fight (a) potential mate(s)

[The Homeless Critic @CrazyNotWrong]

@elonmusk Men don’t want to compete with women. If they’re in the arena, they’re competing.