▲ Kristiāna ▼

Tev smadzenes domāt netraucē?

[▲ Kristiāna ▼ @CrazyPinka]

Es nesaku, ka tevi ienīstu.
Vienkārši, ja tu degtu vai slīktu , es sāktu domāt, man taisīt maizīti ar sieru vai desu.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

what he said 👍🏼

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[🧢 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my bestfriend and her boyfriend are drunk and he just looked at her and said "i can't believe you are real" and thats all i want in life

[Smejies, lai nav jāraud @cinisms]

Telefonsaruna ar slimnīcu. Ārsts:
– Man ir jums divas ziņas, labā un sliktā. Labā ir tāda: jums atlicis dzīvot ne vairāk kā 24 stundas.
Pacients:
– Nevaru pat iedomāties, kāda pēc šīs var būt sliktā!
Ārsts:
– Es sajaucu datumus plānotājā, man bija jāzvana jums vakar...

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

*the tag of my shirt touching my neck*

my brain:

[S♡ @iamdieforyouuu]

Was having a bad day until I saw this

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal