Hannah Pullen

Drunk, she stumbles down by a river screams calling London, none of us heard her coming...

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

@jaketbf isn't that how you always work?

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Every wave I hear pisses me off more and more.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

I feel like I played a lot of computer games growing up that I thought were fun but were actually supposed to teach me about capitalism

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Could have left you out there all night mate.

[Tom @TomNichollsTN]

@CrazySpoonLady I'm easily misplaced.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

@TomNichollsTN think we lost you on the night before and were planning on going to an event with you in the evening. Couldn't find you!

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Love how @TomNichollsTN was on our 'to-do list' during freshers.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Wank stain is currently my favourite insult. I like the way it sounds when I say it.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

@jaketbf told you he was a wank stain.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

the reasom ghosts bang pots & pans togeter is bc theyre just trying to cook a nice meal for u & woud it kill u to be a bit grateful for once

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

The bed jolts every time he hiccups.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Clearly never was a friend, clearly never was interested in being a friend. I ain't got time for you anymore.

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

If you have to block my messages so your girlfriend doesn't see that we're speaking then you shouldn't be speaking to me anyway. Twat!

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

Some guys are absolute wank stains.

[Droll Meets Bawdy @kiralc]

when you're proud of your tweets

[Hannah Pullen @CrazySpoonLady]

"I'm going to attack you with kisses. They get more pleasurable the lower I get."