CrazyTexasMom

Mom of 3, wife to Big Poppa, Mama to 4 dogs (@DavisPups on Instagram) Houston Texans, Rockets, & ASTROS fan

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@hipsterlutheran Glad you are putting both your majors to work at the same time.

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@TexasChance I’d like to see how big that 3rd one is 👀

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@hipsterlutheran @ZigZagZell She’s a keeper!

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@kirstiealley Weird how that works. It was the same at the Met gala—workers had masks but celebrities are immune.

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@hipsterlutheran I'm more intrigued by the wood work and that the books are not organized by color, Dewey decimal, alphabetic, or otherwise.

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@kirstiealley You are my kind of people. 🤗

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@TexasChance So from the picture on top of the sign—a man, a woman, a person with half a dress, and a person in a wheelchair with a baby floating above them…how much room in that bathroom?

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@KenWebsterII Morgan Luttrell running for Congress

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@JoeTalkShow Thanks to selfish people like this my Valedictorian niece has to pre-record her speech.

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@seanhannity @larryelder @TheLeoTerrell Frankly, all his comments are odd.

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@TexasChance They lost me when they were in the bubble with all their BLM shenanigans on the court, on their shoes, and in the stands. Done.

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@amber_athey They would probably just circle back anyway. 🤷‍♀️

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@PearlsFromMyrna Can you at least watch from afar and critique as needed?

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@BenDuBose @bull50 @JTGatlin That’s a shame. Are all the Houston team purposely imploding? 💥

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I'm ironing your outfit with my eyes.

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@russellybarra @bigangrylaw I hope there is a good back story to that nickname, otherwise, I have to make one up.

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@KenWebsterII Just reading the comment on Turner’s tweet was mind-numbing ignorance.

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@SylvesterTurner This is why I choose to live outside the city limits.

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@hipsterlutheran Good thing your undergrad is in Biblical Languages and Theatre.

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@hipsterlutheran So you found your copy? 😂