Comeback_Humor

Just here to keep you laughing. #FollowerFam

[That Shit Slaw @ThatShitSlaw]

Tell em Jameis

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Halo 4 is amazing

[Green Tweets ™ @Bud_Central]

We're staring at you because you're holding the blunt, not because you are telling a good story.

[Green Tweets ™ @Bud_Central]

'Bout to get high as fuck and watch college football all day. #HighLife

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

If you thought The Hangover was crazy, check this out. Best night ever in vegas http://t.co/mHsTivrz - sp

[Tyler Hondl @ReddddPanda]

@Crazy_Comebacks Glad to see you back man

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

My girlfriend just said if this got 1,000 retweets she'd throw in a dip...... Let's make her ass throw up. #TDM

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for Kevin Hart, favorite for Kat Williams. #Comedians

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Sober night? Is that a joke?

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Haven't had a sober night since I got back to college.

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

RT if you got stupid fucked up last night.

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Sorry sluts, your vagina doesn't have a "delete history" button

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Men's brains are easily larger than women's. -Drs. 3 minutes ago

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

My mom told me I couldn't dip tonight since I just took out these whitening strips. Been in the bathroom the last 30 minutes. #007Dipper

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

If you are trying to diet, don't visit your grandmother.

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

I don't get older. I level up!

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Whale watching outside of McDonalds

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

If your shoes, shirt, and shorts all share the same bright ass color, you're not gangster. Did a two year old dress you?

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Strict parents create hoe daughters.