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I would like to thank God for blessing me with so many many problems ..

said a Polygamist to his wives & concubines ..

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You see if person na’ Demon

Dey Disappear and Fly
Or transform for serpent

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When your face musk is dirty like sandy soil
And you be busy sanitizing your hands

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Those random abrasions and bruises you can't explain in the morning ..

After a heavy night of alcoholic beverages ..

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Girl:
Bbe I did not GO to my periods ..
Boy:
Well that should not worry you because the president said we should not GO anywhere ..

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It is not always a case that you should always take out your girl to the restaurants ,movies or clubs.

Sometimes you gotta take out your ba’e to church ..
Just to see if she won’t hallucinate or transform into a snake then vanish within church.

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You can never please women in this world ..

Because even God himself gave them eyebrows but they preferred to shave them and draw their own ..

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I LIKE GIRLS WHO EASILY OPEN UP ....

When they have got problems and need somebody to share them with

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I've decided to paint all my clothes rather than buying new ones.

Just finished painting the first jean
What's next ??

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I was at the bar with my girlfriend last night, and I said
"I love you".
She said
"Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied,
"It's me, talking to the beer!"

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Truth is like a surgery.
It hurts but cures.
Lie is like a pain killer.
It gives instant relief but then the pains come back again.

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We shall all eventually die anyway ..

So the goal is not to live forever but to create something that will live forever ..

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It was so sad
When an unborn child died at an age of four
And the worst part is that the young boy was a girl

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You see the size of a bolus of phuthu that some people can swallow when eating ..

It's like they are trying to stone the worms to death ..

Or they are manually trying to De-Worm ..

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Choose:
Nokia 3310
Huawei P30

Me: I'll go for a nokia 3310 because it's better to use a cheap original & licensed product than an expensive fake & unlicensed product that was banned a long time ago

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Anybody trying to Run me down shall Run away and Die after a long Run.
Because I Run things with the one who Runs the whole world

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Believing in someone is good ..
Believing in yourself is great ..
But believing in God is everything ..

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Faith is when you take the last cash in your pocket to buy a wallet.
Hoping that one day the wallet will magically fill up itself.

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When High people smoke weed to get High

Like how High do they wanna be High because they are already High?

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I did a DNA test & the results confirmed that God is my Father