Cristina Caballero

your favorite pale beaner 

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Are we doing a Jersey Shore reunion? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Today, we Americans celebrate our independence from Britain while planning our escape to Canada.

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

When u feeling some type of way & you're not sure if you should be feeling that way 🤔

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Focus on the positive! Don't let those who are unhappy in their own world bring you down. You are responsible for your own happiness!

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

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[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

Being day drunk is the best thing ever!!!!

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

I hate waiting!! It is my least favorite thing to do

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

At the end of the day I just gotta remember who the fuck I am!!

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

Baby won't you come my waaaaay 😉😊😚😙

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Virgo rarely does a half-ass job in bed. They always give it their full ass ;)

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Virgo makes love like they're making a home cooked meal, not going out for fast food.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Virgo woman like their men nice and clean.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Virgo females despite their appearance, are not innocent angels.

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

I know you want this for life but I can't be your wife.

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

This guy is a fucking idiot https://t.co/LQEsoXLWZ5

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

Too many bitch niggaz and shady characters out here! This is exactly why I'm single!!!!

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

It's all about close friends and fam during the holidays. It's the 🔑 to success. We the best! And another one.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

Loyalty is everything to a #Virgo, disloyalty will earn you a one way ticket out of their life.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Virgo's observe everything and everybody.

[Cristina Caballero @CrazycrisC]

Loving the rain ☔️