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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

When we tell yall we cant see shit during dark scenes we are serious! Bring back the art of properly lighting night scenes 😭 we are actors in the show at this point

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 🔜 DreamCon @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Netflix, quit putting my Continue Watching 4-5 rows down. It should be in the first row.!!!!

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[justina @justtjustinaa]

dipping the bug is so funny

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Ugh you had no choice !!

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

stanley tucci being gay bald as a straight man is his greatest power as an actor

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Juneteenth is our day… don’t let anyone forget that

[Mia !! & 👻 @luvksminnie]

just read that someone visiting america had chilis chipotle and canes within the same day do u know u have 5 minutes

[sarah ⚢ @lesbicot]

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

Actually what doesn’t kill you gives you crippling PTSD and an autoimmune disease that keeps you bed bound 60% of the time.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

when you notice that the memory loss from ignoring your emotions wasn't a joke

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT