Carlos

Bury me in the H. Married to a Boss Bitch. This is a low flying panic attack. YNWA

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@wydsilent Uwe Blab

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@ThatAstrosGirl That pull to bail is so strong too!

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros Yanier too. Thanks.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@ThatAstrosGirl Good Choice! That was a scary man in his prime.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros And the worst pitcher to ever through a no hitter

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros Need that file!

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@ThatAstrosGirl Great job tonight!

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@jonoblain @kissphoria Geez, what a rough stretch! And you still have a couple more weeks of it too.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@ThatAstrosGirl Ma’am, that’s why I’m on this app in bed right now. I’m not ready for tomorrow to start.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros You’re my hero.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros You made the right decision today.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros Espada looking over his shoulder and seeing Lopez looming.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@Variety Anyone who has watched the show probably saw this coming. They are just two parts of a stick of dynamite.

[big ounce @_bigounce]

This Texans defense is my life support right now.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”

― Voltaire

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@annoyingastros A loaded rotation and healthy Yordan?! The league is fuked

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@michaelschwab13 Love LMC, but why is he still in the rotation conversation?

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@JenniferMills21 Maybe your All Pro Kicker should make his attempts.

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@gavinmchughh You want to investigate why their Pro Bowl kicker couldn’t nod his job?!

[Carlos @CrdbrdCarlos]

@MLFootball The lost the game because their all pro kicker could not do his job.