Crea DelRand

Monster erotica: the sensuous lure of imaginary beasts

[Crea DelRand @CreaDelRand]

@RightWingCope Ooh, he wants to see it so bad . . .

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How does Chuck Tingle do it????

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

excited to see tetris film announced 45 minutes ago also excited for the REAL true story of this game also released 45 minutes ago. enjoy new tingler THE LONG TETROMINO PIECE FALLS INTO MY BUTT JUST IN TIME out now https://t.co/LJMckIwfzE or patreon https://t.co/mls9h13YK1

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Krampus Is Coming https://t.co/zFSN7ob7lk

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The State of Things https://t.co/MhGhUhoIm8

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I resolved to write every day this year, but my paying job has derailed it. #AmPretendingToWrite #MaryMagdalene #BibleFanFic

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@BrynDonovan Ooh, you were born on Imbolc!
Gorgeous photo.

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@Smutty_Guy but really I knew before it started, he was a gaslighter (before that was a word) and I walked in thinking I'd have some fun and I could handle it. Got in over my head, left a year later broken and full of self-loathing

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@Smutty_Guy When he told me my (black, unemployed 18-yo) brother deserved to die by his own hand because he had narced on someone for money.

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@Smutty_Guy Yeah, I've noticed that too. Though I'm not sure about women, I suspect a lot of that is fiction. While men have the prostate right there, but god forbid you would go near it! haha

[Crea DelRand @CreaDelRand]

Could I get a release out by Valentines Day? Lizard Man short or Mary Magdalene novel? #amwriting #LPRTG #MonsterErotica

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@KidLitMotivates @AubryAndrews Why not compliment someone for their generosity or imagination . . . or even fashion style, just saying someone's attractive shows no insight or character on the part of the person who gave out that card.

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@AubryAndrews wolf/dragon . . . violently jealous and hoards precious metals? nah, nice try. I might be willing to play D&D but the guy isn't ready for dating.

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@celestialheyoka Are you looking at the actual book?

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@celestialheyoka @juchejuice I had an extraction and bridge last year, appreciate dental care SO MUCH more than ever. Was lucky to have money at that time, tooth had been a minor annoyance for 20 years, got intolerable right when I could get it fixed.

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@celestialheyoka When I had a broken tooth last year a strawberry seed could make me want to die . . . of TEETH.

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@LeighWilder42 Medical tourism is huge in Costa Rica. They have good health care there.

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@Smutty_Guy People can check me out at https://t.co/AVCtlNrRDB

If you decide to profile me, I'll hook you up with coupon codes for your readers to get some free books.

[Crea DelRand @CreaDelRand]

@Smutty_Guy I see some other #MonsterErotica writers in this thread. Is it coming back into popularity? Ooh, I hope so! https://t.co/PsrtOK5V5M

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@LeighWilder42 I used to think if we disappeared, my kids would watch tv until they died. Once I made 6-yo write an essay on that, she wrote "if all the adults disappeared I would form a search party to find them." But at 14 she bakes cookies. Your nephew needs help.