Mr M

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[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@piersmorgan Along with Prince Andrew. Oh wait, you don’t like mentioning him do you?

[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@piersmorgan Why are you so quick to be critical of someone who spoke to a journalist when I’ve never seen you call out Andrew?
Exercising free speech = vitriolic outburst.
Associating with a paedophile and sex trafficker = complete silence.
Be brave and call out the real villains.

[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@historyinmemes Doom. Nothing else comes close in my opinion. I’m old enough to remember when the shareware version dropped on floppy disk. #goodolddays

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@githii @TansuYegen His Dad told him.

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@xmaddiemoonx It’s never worked for me. But every time I open a new packet I have a false hope that’s it’s gonna peel back perfectly. I’m let down every single time.

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@inthefade Where I’m from it’s called “Robert becomes your father’s brother” but I suppose it’s the same thing.

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@anon_opin Calm down Howard

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@KeithCol500 But he’s got £700k in the bank…Sugar coughs up £250k for 50% of the business and he immediately makes a return 👌

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@mitsyarty Use it or lose it. If they’re not being used, or if there’s no one who wants to take them on when the incumbent retires, they’ll be sold and repurposed. Instead of moaning on X, why don’t you make a difference?

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@Nooney36 @sliderulesyou I hope not given how close their shoes get to them!

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@rostron_claire @sliderulesyou It’s so wrong 🤣🤣 Hopefully the cakes are just for show 🤞

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@Ericdun19416783 Why do you care?

[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@FriscoTxRustic @wideawake_media Yes, I heard that too. Apparently he was replaced by Billy Shears who’s referenced in the last verse of Sgt Pepper!

[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@anon_opin But you wouldn’t get your auto populated full stop without two spaces…

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@piersmorgan Piers, why don’t you write about Prince Andrew with such vigour and vitriol? Your silence is deafening and risks leading people to their own, possibly wrong, conclusions.

[Mr M @Creaking_On]

@TheRealJamieKay Some of the replies are as funny as the original joke!

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@iancartoons @DWMtweets @bbcdoctorwho This is awesome! Great work 👌

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@LucyWoodslucy70 If he wants the £80 profit he’ll need shares in the NHS 🤣🤣🤣

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@PicturesFoIder Great pork