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@georgepower_ 🎣

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@georgepower_ is a bellend

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Message from the Chairman ahead of Todays Derby

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@georgepower_ is feeding tactical knowledge to the creams 👀

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Next member of the squad is defender Cavan “Earthqauke” Tierney

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Striker Alex Coles makes the squad

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Striker Alex Coles makes the squad

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The next member of the squad Harry “Shit Tash” Elnaugh

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The next member of the squad Harry “Shit Tash” Elnaugh

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First member of the squad. Club Chairman - Nathan Wadey

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First member of the squad. Club Chairman - Nathan Wadey

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The rematch against @RShaggers

Kick off - 18:45 - 23/08
Venue - Roffey FC
The club will post the squad Today. The fans will vote for the captain for the game. The player with the most retweets will lead the team out alongside our mascot for the game William Winter-Scutt.

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The rematch against @RShaggers

Kick off - 18:45 - 23/08
Venue - Roffey FC
The club will post the squad Today. The fans will vote for the captain for the game. The player with the most retweets will lead the team out alongside our mascot for the game William Winter-Scutt.

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Breaking news: New manager Harry “Sam Allardyce” Elnaugh facing sack after only 1 game for being more of a bender than his brother.

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New club chairman Nathan Wadey has said in a press conference “he can’t wait to get his teeth into his new role”

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Even Harry the miserable c*** is back

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@petercrouch @PeterCrouchPod @georgepower_ #mikedeanslaughterschickens

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Been a while, just to confirm…..

Jacks still got rolls, Harry’s still a whining bitch, Oli’s shagging lady boys and….

Lisa mason still has the crown of MILF of the year.

Come on you creamssssss!!!

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@AdamJacksn1 creams player of the year x

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Poor from some of the team tonight; who are busy pre-ing for @trashmondays instead of a cold Monday night at tanbridge.

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Guess who’s back 😍⚽️

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@CalTheDragon fancy a game for the creams?

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@georgepower_ @Sam1C_ Is that a nibble?

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Credit where it’s due, @Sam1C_ top man for giving @georgepower_ a game on Friday as part of the make a wish foundation 👏👏👏