CREAMY

🍦#WeAreTheKrewe

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨ITS FUCK THE BENGALS WEEK🚨

Here’s the list of NON-NEGOTIABLE rules

🚫Chili
🚫Flying Pigs
🚫Cheating On Baseball
🚫Who Dey, Who Dat, Who Dis?
🚫Stripes
🚫Shuffling
🚫Cats
🚫Bridges
🚫Rivers
🚫Goetta
🚫Bootsy Collins
🚫Reds
🚫Obesity
🚫Burrowing
🚫Meowing
🚫Shitting In Boxes

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

There’s NO scenario where I’m OK with the Buccaneers drafting an off ball linebacker at 15

ZERO

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

You’re welcome @CDotty_YT 😂😂😂😂😬

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

Fuck The Rams
Fuck The Panthers

FUCK THIS STUPID SEASON 🖕

[CREAMY @CreamSickos]

@StankBastard 👀

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

If the Buccaneers somehow make the playoffs

I will personally re-create this photo 👏

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT'S FUCK THE DOLPHINS WEEK🚨

🚫Porpoise
🚫Vice
🚫Flipper
🚫BBL’s
🚫Heat
🚫Teal
🚫PitBull
🚫Ross
🚫Luke
🚫Canes
🚫Obesity
🚫Me So Horney
🚫Fake Cuban Sandwiches
🤬MORE FUCKING EXCUSES
🤬MISCOMMUNICATION
🤬POOR EXECUTION
🤬TERRIBLE COACHING

or no more coaching staff ✌️

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT’S FUCK CARDINALS WEEK-END🦃

Here’s the list of NON-NEGOTIABLE rules

🚫Deserts
🚫Dunes
🚫Cacti
🚫Mining For Copper
🚫Scorpions
🚫Doing Peyote
🚫Red
🚫Ghost Towns
🚫Dehydration
🚫Canyons
🚫Bolo Ties
🚫Rattlesnakes
🚫Meth
🚫Obesity
🚫Brisket
🚫Dreamcatchers
✅Eating Birds

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

IT’S GAME DAY 😤

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT'S FUCK THE RAMS WEEK🚨

🚫Acting
🚫Producing
🚫Filming
🚫Casting
🚫Couches
🚫Fluffing
🚫Ramming
🚫Anorexia
🚫Street Shitting
🚫Earthquakes
🚫Traffic
🚫Plastic Surgery
🚫Paparazzi
🚫Porn
🚫Celebrities
🚫Chili Peppers
🚫NWA
🚫Barking From The Dog
🚫Smog
🚫Bert Emanuel Rule

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT'S FUCK THE BILLS WEEK🚨

🚫Mafias
🚫Wings
🚫Buffalo Sauce
🚫Buffalo Butts
🚫Humping Tables
🚫Waterfalls
🚫Ranch
🚫Blue Cheese
🚫Celery
🚫Having Small Hands
🚫Obesity
🚫Labatt’s
🚫Ice Fishing
🚫Alcoholism
🚫Circling Wagons
🚫Bison
🚫Skin Suits
🚫Lotion
🚫Losing Super Bowls

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT’S FUCK THE PATRIOTS WEEK🚨

🚫Happy Endings
🚫Rubbing
🚫Tugging
🚫Deflating
🚫Chowder
🚫Lobster
🚫Minutemen
🚫Marathons
🚫Tea Party’s
🚫Apples
🚫Doing Jobs
🚫Obesity
🚫Beans
🚫Sam Adams
🚫Socks
🚫Wicked
🚫Lighthouses
🚫Chain Smoking
🚫Alcoholism
🚫Tucking
✅Tampa Tom

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚮

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT’S FUCK THE BYE WEEK, WEEK🚨

🚫Waving Bye
🚫Buying
🚫Bye-Curiosity
🚫Resting
🚫Recovering
🚫PTO
🚫UPTO
🚫Bicycles
🚫Bilingual’s
🚫Bye Bye Bye
🚫Buyer’s Remorse
🚫Bipartisanship
🚫Biplanes
🚫Biodiversity
🚫Goodbyes
🚫Badbyes
🚫Buh-Byeeee
🚫Bylaws
🚫Bypasses
🚫Biploars

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

Every time 😂

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT’S FUCK THE SAINTS WEEK🚨

🚫Sidewalk Diarrhea
🚫Marching
🚫Tambourines
🚫Poverty
🚫Floats
🚫Crying About Rivalries
🚫Gumbo
🚫Voodoo
🚫Performing In Public
🚫Flashing Your Tits
🚫Flashing Your Dick
🚫Obesity
🚫Street Pissing
🚫Street Puking
🚫Face Birthmarks
🚫Dirty Play

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

This dude definitely tucks his junk and puts the lotion on the skin…….

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

Let’s check in on our friend CDotty in Atlanta this morning 😂

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT'S FUCK THE LIONS WEEK🚨

🚫Pussy 🐈‍⬛
🚫Kitty
🚫Feline
🚫Fancy Feast
🚫Cat Nips
🚫Cat Naps
🚫Battle Rapping
🚫Motown
🚫Motor Boating
🚫Poverty
🚫Kid Rock
🚫D
🚫Obesity
🚫STD’s
🚫Square Pizza
🚫Slim Shady
🚫Biting
🚫Fentanyl
🚫Automobiles
🚫Brian Branch
✅Caged Grandma

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

🚨IT’S FUCK THE 49ers WEEK🚨

🚫Cereal Killing
🚫Earthquakes
🚫Bridges
🚫Dead Heads
🚫Sidewalk Piss
🚫Metallica
🚫Street Cars
🚫Winding Roads
🚫Prisons
🚫Technology
🚫Fog
🚫Shitting Outdoors
🚫John Lynch
🚫Mining
🚫Gold
🚫Pick Axes
🚫Hobo’s
🚫Being Faithful
🚫Hippies