Cream Tea Perfection

Clotted cream by the dollop and a puddle of jam on top - perfection

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

That’s it. I am done with X.

It used to be fun but now, the “For You” page (that work on TikTok) just seems to a platform for hatred and Musk’s musings that I don’t want

If anybody wants to take on this account and keep fighting the brave fight for #CreamFirst then let me know

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

Just catching up on food-porn based drama, The Bear.

If I couldn’t love this show any more (and I can’t!) they go and play “Joy” by my teenage-self’s favourite band, The Sundays in the pivotal funeral scene (s3ep10).

How does a US drama find Berkshire’s finest indie band?

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@Jam_First @Dawn_French Very good.

It’s always a choice but thank you - you’ve conclusively proven that a) there is more than one way of doing scones and b) #CreamFirst works just fine….. it’s just not your jam (pun intended)

I do like those stickers though. Got any spares? 😁

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

My mother-in-law had #PeterBone as her MP - until he got kicked out for sexual misconduct and bullying.

Amongst the candidates standing is this fantastic example of
nominative determinism…… she clearly loves her firearms!

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

So apparently this was the photograph our prime minister used for his family Christmas card?

Is this real or did somebody just ask #ChatGPT for “a picture of the Prime Minister making a cake with the family being helpful but obviously none of them have cooked anything before”?

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@fivestarjane @GreggAWallace @Jam_First I mean, it’s not the “only” way, surely?

Of course you’re entitled to your opinion but there’s always options. What is it about this beauty that has you so irked?

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@GreggAWallace 1.

Everyone’s entitled to their opinion though.

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@LinkedInUK I am locked out of my account. This was an action you took because you detected “suspicious activity” but I haven’t used LinkedIn in a while.

It is impossible to contact somebody at LinkedIn to remove this lock on my account. Please help me!

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

Great to see Devonshire Splits on #GBBO tonight. Delicious!

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Truth. #GBBO

[Chris Young, Real Bread Campaign coordinator @RealBread]

@Kavey There is no right or wrong. It's personal choice. My choice is to use clotted cream like butter, then spread the jam on top.

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

When you flight’s delayed…… but the Aspire lounge has scones with cream and jam. #CreamFirst obviously

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@Jam_First I’m sorry - I know we’ve had our differences in the past but this video was blimmin’ hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣☔️💨

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@Jam_First Surely i’s gotta be salt first? Otherwise the salt just sticks to the wet bits where the vinegar’s been!

Much like #CreamFirst or #JamFirst though, the most important thing is that you’re enjoying your fish & chips!

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

Love this idea.

Gotta feel sorry for the guy wearing Ben Duckett’s shirt though

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

The England players are walking onto the pitch with the wrong names on the back of their shirts.

This is to show support for those with dementia with today being in support of @alzheimerssoc 💙

#Ashes

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@pasty_muncher @Jam_First @sensoryacuity @AllanGPaterson @Bickiebeej @Boconnocsteam @CornishSteam No, it wouldn’t. Both options “work”, it’s just a preference

Exhibit A - the defence rests

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@Jam_First It’s like having to decide which of your kids you like best….. apart from the savoury option, those have no place on this list (“cherry” scones on the other hand, they rule!)

[Jam First 〓〓 @Jam_First]

#JamFirstPolls #TwitterPolls

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

@carmengraywales I’m afraid that was never going to happen….. I’d been waiting 5 years to watch Foo Fighters, I wasn’t going to go anywhere 😁

[Cream Tea Perfection @Cream_first]

At The Pyramid stage waiting for #TheChurnUps to come on stage.

I’ve met the flag bearers for both of these - the #CreamFirst people were lovely. The guy carrying the #JamFirst flag was just holding it for his wife….. things could kick off later!

[Rouge Noir 🌺 @RougeNoirUK]

Devon or Cornwall style for you?

[Masato Jones @masato_jones]

Cmon jam first then cream love messy !

Do you cream first or jam it ?