midnight jacker

whoever said that matter cannot be created or destroyed never saw me face this blunt

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

I only have sleep token and big Sean blocked on Spotify and this will never change fuck off and die with your shitty imagine dragons ass metal

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

Once again I will shout this from the rooftops if I have to but sleep token fucking SUUUUCKKKKKSSSSS

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i don't know how many more $11-$19 transactions i can take

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“No more birds with broken wings” I say right before a mourning dove comes crashing onto my lap

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“I would have a blast in rehab!” *runs around doing finger guns*

[𝟎𝟒. @niellxx0]

how it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“Netanyahu is my Dinkleberg”

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?”
“Nah man, I feel like a used condom”

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“I’d rather watch someone jump off a cliff than get married— it’s basically the same thing”

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

@ElliotGamble59 Trust me I’m just as surprised brother I think the frontal lobe is winning

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“Hmmm dying her hair at 1am… nope”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

New rule: I don’t trust you off the rip if you drive a Nissan

[:p @UnkleDell]

that one girl with A cup tits you don’t play about

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“Wyoming?? That’s the last place I’d wanna OD”

[midnight jacker @CreamyJimbert]

“I had a dream about making burgers… they were nightmare burgers”

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[rachel @rachcorrine]

Truly feel bad for anyone dating a writer. You’re constantly being observed, analyzed, and studied. And not in the way a therapist or psychologist would analyze you and try to fix you. But in such a way that you will be immortalized, forever, however we have decided to create you in our minds. You’re the villain you’re the hero you’re the ghost you’re the mirror you’re the muse you’re whatever we want you to be. And we will aggrandize you, whichever way we see fit, depending on the day.

[John Duttenhofer @JohnDuttenhofer]

"what if we raised little boys to see themselves as inherently bad and corrupt?"