Funny Tweets

Funny tweets:) I FOLLOW BACK

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I don't hate you, i'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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I'm still not great at algebra, i just can't figure out y.

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It's raining, I''ll update all my friends who don't own a window.

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Sometimes i just want to go to another country so i can be the new kid with the awesome accent.

[Funny Tweets @CreaseUpTweets]

I forgot your name so i shall call you "oi"

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i have always wondered, do people inside the mascot costume smile when people are taking pictures with them?

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Relationships are like farts, if you push too hard things can get messy real fast.

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The awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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Admit it, at some point in your life you've tried to see if you have super powers.

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RT for a shoutout! Must be following though.

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Looking back at texts and thinking why the hell did I say that?

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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's god playing sims, he just cancelled your action

[Funny Tweets @CreaseUpTweets]

Let's get us to 100 followers! RT RT RT!

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I hate it when im singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong.

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@AbdifatahSidow what. Why!

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Whenever you feel down just remember, you're the sperm that won.

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Trying to plug your charger in, in the dark is a mission.

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Decided to burn some carbs today so i set a fat kid on fire.

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I am going to change my name on facebook to "NOBODY" so when i see a status i can like it and it will say "NOBODY likes this"

[Funny Tweets @CreaseUpTweets]

Treat me like a joke and i'll leave you like it's funny.