saffron creasey

Wasting intelligence since 2001 😜

[Lauren Penner, MS, LPC @laurenpennerlpc]

If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.

[saffron creasey @CreaseySaff]

@ermhalgarthh Magic starts are top tier though

[saffron creasey @CreaseySaff]

Got 4x sam Fischer tickets for Nottingham tonight if anyone wants them!

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

JAMIE SPEARS IS OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED FROM THE CONSERVATORSHIP. A WIN FOR #FreeBritney

[saffron creasey @CreaseySaff]

Got a Leeds weekend ticket for sale, open to offers. #LeedsFestival #leedsfest

[saffron creasey @CreaseySaff]

@TicketTosh I’ve got a weekend pass with early bird

[saffron creasey @CreaseySaff]

Selling 1 Leeds weekend ticket and early bird pass. Will sell for retail price #Leedsfest #LeedsFestival

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

Anyone else been just sleeping like the whole last two days?

[erica @ericawilsonx]

remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up ???? that’s exactly how this whole year has felt

[a sinner, a saint. @_jordan876]

pee after sex so you don’t get a HDMI

[乐正博 keith @ElChicoPocoLoco]

that's years of evolutionary adaptation due to the lack of pockets in most women's clothes

[‽ @kydrotoo]

bro i eat one meal a day at 4pm don't ask me if im ok

[Izzie @IzzieAshby]

You really don’t realise how much someone brings you down until you have a break from them 🙃

[h @hhh_xpe]

why am i the most awkward person when it comes to talking to girls

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

boob