Crypto influencer: “Thanks to trading, I was able to buy a Lamborghini SVJ this month.”
Viewer: “That’s awesome man. I followed your exact trades and I lost all of my money. I’m not sure how because you made good calls. Anyways, keep killing it man. You are an inspiration.”
I’m not sure how much longer I can survive in Nasdaqistan. Half of my men have been margin called and the other half are bleeding. Please send help. I don’t know if I can survive another red day.
I’m not sure how much longer I can survive in Nasdaqistan. Half of my men have been margin called and the other half are bleeding. Please send help. I don’t know if I can survive another red day.
I have no idea how options work but I want to long $MRNA.
It it down 21% today and I’m not sure why, and I honestly think it can have a short squeeze.
Is this a good idea?
I have no idea how options work but I want to long $MRNA.
It it down 21% today and I’m not sure why, and I honestly think it can have a short squeeze.
Is this a good idea?
Wait you are telling me that people think the market is going to crash because they believe the internet is going to break? Lmao. We are going so much higher.